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02/17/2003 Archived Entry: "Snowed In"

I am in Manhattan presently, visiting Jen. I checked the weather on Thursday night before I left to make sure that my travel plans would not be hindered by any possible weather anomalies. Weather.com said that there would be "snow flurries" on Saturday and "snow flurried" on Tuesday. This was perfect since I intended to leave Monday afternoon. Saturday passed without snow at all and it began to snow last night while Jen and I traipsed through Some midtown portion of Manhattan that I was unable to identify. It was about ten degrees and the wind was whipping at us causing mucho misery as we tried to find our way to her apartment. A man sprinted past us exclaiming: "Wooooo! Yeaaaahhh! Woooo!" His method of dealing with the face-chapping, blistering cold was to pretend that he rather enjoyed it.

When we finally got to her place we turned on the TV to see what the deal with the snow was. Apparently "snow flurries" on Saturday and Tuesday had turned into "a fucking blizzard" Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. Spectacular. The unremovable visage of Hans Blix had dominated the air waves on Thursday, Friday, Saturday and most of Sunday and only now did the news people pause to mention a blizzard which was now already well under way.

This is fine. I get to have a good excuse to not go to work (being that there is no possible way of getting there) and I can just hang out indoors, reading, hanging out, playing on the computer and watching TV. The Blizzard of '03, so far, has been a rocking good time.

Valentine's Day was good. We had a nice meal and champagne and wine and went to one of those really pretentious grocery stores that sell oysters with a "cucumber finish". This is pretty revolutionary for me. Having previously only had hatred for cucumbers and anything remind me of them I rather enjoyed the oysters and also the delicious cucumber soup that Jen made.

Jen got me Nate the Great and the Mushy Valentine which was an amazing read. She also got me Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About the novel by Mil Milllington who does the website of the same name that I love. Also she got me nice little demitasse cups for espresso (perhaps she is trying to tell me that I am not high class enough). This is quite good, actually, because drinking an ounce and a half of espresso from a giant 15 oz. [roots]# coffee mug is just silly.

Earlier on Sunday, before the snow, Jen accused me of kicking a pigeon. We were walking amongst the pigeons, as people do, and we got close to one and it flew away. "Did you just kick that pigeon?" she asked.

"No. I did not just kick that pigeon," I replied.

"I think you did just kick that pigeon," she insisted.

I know what you are wondering. Did I, in fact, kick a pigeon? Is Chefelf actually a sadistic abuser of animals? Would Chefelf kick a kitten? Would he find even more joy in kicking things he likes less like a puppy?

I'll never tell.

Any of you.

Replies: 15 People Love Me!


For the record, he totally kicked that pigeon

Posted by Jen @ 02/17/2003 12:51 PM EST

Squaw!

Posted by A Pigeon @ 02/17/2003 12:51 PM EST

o/`
It's not against any religion...

to want to dispose of a pigeon..
o/`

Posted by Lefty @ 02/18/2003 10:18 AM EST

but if you should query
if it inspires me with fear-y,
I'd be forced to reply, "just a smidgen."

Posted by Paul @ 02/19/2003 05:03 PM EST

I didn't kick a pigeon.

I tried to smooth things over with Jen by telling her that I wouldn't ever kick a pigeon. A puppy, maybe, but never a pigeon.

It didn't work.

Posted by Nathan Redcloud @ 02/20/2003 01:40 PM EST

Woof, woof!

(Sad puppydog eyes)

Posted by A sweet, adorable sunshiny little puppy @ 02/20/2003 03:02 PM EST

*punt*

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