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02/04/2003 Archived Entry: "Is Chris Dead?"

I once again forgot to bring my lunch to work and so I am eating Honey BBQ wings from KFC. I hate to drop $7.49 on a Twister Combo meal and get Honey BBQ wings, but the KFC is right next to my office and I don't really have much of a choice. I must say that I am secretly delighted when I forget my lunch as Honey BBQ wings are now my favorite food. Speaking of Honey BBQ wings, they are also Chris Livingston's favorite food. This got me to wondering if he was dead. He hasn't updated in almost two months... that's a long time for him! I went to his message board and apparently I am not the only person that has been wondering. You can read about it on this thread called: What if there was no more Chris?

I, for one, would be very sad if Chris either died or stopped updating as I still think he is the funniest man on the internet and the most consistently funny person in the entire world. He's a true genius. His lack of response to his fans wondering if he is alive worries me immensely. He has always been nothing but nice to me. How would we know if Chris died? I'm assuming someone, a relative perhaps, would post something on his message board but how long would it take? I'm sure he's just going through a lull and everything is fine.

There is speculation that he has just stopped doing the site but I think that Chris would notify his loyal fans if he had come to that decision. Maybe he's working on a novel. Maybe he's gotten permanent employment. Maybe he got swept away on a whirlwind romance and is now married in Barbados with a baby on the way!

Whatever it is I hope that he's happy AND I hope he gets to updating again because I truly miss reading his stuff. Maybe I'll email his mom and have her Xerox the hard copy of all of his articles that she religiously prints out.

In other news tomorrow is my six month anniversary with Jen. Very cool. Who would have thought that the most singlest of Redclouds would fall in love? Well I did, I guess. I'm lucky it was with someone as great as she is. Our first date was on the day her first guest article was posted on Lance & Eskimo. Weird, huh?

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Wow, six months already? You krazy kids! You should have waited till the fourteenth so your anniversary could be on Valentine's day, that's what me and Nick did (although not on purpose).

Are you doing presents? GASP! Are you doing a Valentine's Day thing? GASP! There's this thing at CVS where you can buy a Valentine's Day Raccoon for $3.99, and I considered buying one because it was a RACOON, fergadsake! But I couldn't think of anything I would do with it. But you should totally give Jen a valentine's day raccoon.

Posted by Laura @ 02/04/2003 04:01 PM EST

Jen may hate stuffed animals and all things she deems to be "too precious". But there are other ways of showing one's love.

Jen: "I fucking hate precious shit!"

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Posted by Chefelf @ 02/04/2003 07:21 PM EST

I would make an exception of my dislike for my normal, anti-stuffed animals policy for a raccoon. A raccoon is just plain cute.

My mother sent me a stuffed albino gorilla with shifty eyes last year, which may, in fact, be the single greatest Valentine's day present I have ever gotten.

Posted by Jen @ 02/06/2003 11:50 AM EST

Jen may say she fucking hates pretentious shit, but I don't believe her for a second.

Also, if anyone wants to know what the single best Valentine's Day gift is, that person can e-mail me, because if I said it here it would endanger the security of my Valentine's Day Mission.

Posted by Caolan @ 02/06/2003 12:35 PM EST

No PRETENTIOUS shit... PRECIOUS shit! Everyone LOVES pretentious shit!

Posted by Chefelf @ 02/06/2003 01:15 PM EST

Yes, I cop to a love of pretentious shit. You could even call this love "inordinate." And you would be right.

Posted by Jen @ 02/06/2003 02:01 PM EST

i miss chris's website updates too, but hey, i am finding all these new sites that are almost like his!! although his writing just has that tweak to it.

Posted by kiern @ 02/06/2003 07:42 PM EST

Uh, I meant precious, I was just all messed up causea work.

Posted by Caolan @ 02/06/2003 11:28 PM EST

I see his AIM name on alot, but I'm always afraid to talk to him because I never have any good subjects. I'll ask him if he's dead next time I see him online.

Posted by Slade @ 02/07/2003 12:18 PM EST

Death is a good subject!

Seeing him on IM is the only thing that reassures me that he is alive. Unless someone killed him and took over his life!! And now no one knows!! This is why you should NEVER set your AIM to automatically log you on and save your password. NEVER!!

Posted by Chefelf @ 02/07/2003 12:51 PM EST

yea this seems like quite the crisis...uhm am i allowed to post on this page..cuz like, if im not...please dont kill me...i didnt know...

anyways, awesome site guys,lanceandeskimo.com is hilarious ,and when accompanied by varius amounts of beer its downright..well..funnier than hilarious (is there an adjective that exceeds hilarious...?)

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indeed...as awesome as i believe the word "uberlicious" to be, i think that it would apply more to some kind of dairy product testing comment. "So...how is that grapefruit and mango flavored milk?" "Uberlicious!"

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