
So, what can the rest of you come up with for Jar Jar's premature, and hopefully PAINFUL demise? My own, and admittedly, limited list so far includes:
Coating him with gravy and throwing him to starving Ewoks, whereupon the Ewoks would die horribly of Gungan poisoning, thus ridding the Star Wars universe of TWO annoying life forms.
Dressing him up in a slave girl costume and selling him to a Hutt.
Turning him over to the younglings in the Jedi temple for lightsaber sparring practice, without first making sure he HAS a lightsaber.
Put him in charge of defending the younglings when Anakin shows up, again without giving him a lightsaber.
What about the rest of you?