[miladyblue]

I remember reading on a Star Trek NG board a while back a rather lively thread, where people posted the most creative ways they would like to see Wesley Crusher die. My favorite was his accidental visit to a gay bath house on the Klingon homeworld.

So, what can the rest of you come up with for Jar Jar's premature, and hopefully PAINFUL demise? My own, and admittedly, limited list so far includes:

Coating him with gravy and throwing him to starving Ewoks, whereupon the Ewoks would die horribly of Gungan poisoning, thus ridding the Star Wars universe of TWO annoying life forms.

Dressing him up in a slave girl costume and selling him to a Hutt.

Turning him over to the younglings in the Jedi temple for lightsaber sparring practice, without first making sure he HAS a lightsaber.

Put him in charge of defending the younglings when Anakin shows up, again without giving him a lightsaber.

What about the rest of you?

[Darth Player]

Senator Jar Jar arrives at the opening of Death Star I and sees the George Lucas Opera character from ROTS there, and throws him down the shaft the way the Emperor met his end, giving Vader an idea he'd keep in the back of his mind until ROTJ. A jubilant Jar Jar sticks around at his new job, head of the Death Star I lost and found, where he doesn't leave his post during the Battle of Yavin, where obviously he meets his end.

[barend]

i'd settle for lethal injection.

but having anakin force choke him would have been great, on mustafar so he could fall in lava afterwards.

[Otal Nimrodi]

I wanna see him strangled with his own floppy ears, personally.

By Ewoks. Who immediately turn around, and, in true comic-relief manner, get crushed by their own traps.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 07 June 2006 - 09:27 PM

[Despondent]

Jar-Jar's garment gets caught under an old fashioned Sandcrawler. Moving unforgivingly slow.

[Jedi_1138]

I've always hoped we could watch Jar Jars death. I had hoped a turned Anakind would come to chase his wife - or maybe just his kids - and Jar Jar tries to do the heroic part. Of course, then Vader force chockes the Gungan, while Obi Wan, Padme and the babies escape.

I actually prepeared to yell "I knew there was still good in him" in the theater. Maybe not as unique as I t hought it was.

Other things I'd like to see:
- Jar Jar drowning in Lava.
- Electroluted by Palpy; don't know why he would do that, but watching would be fun!
- He has a fatal accident with an air lock. Much like the "dark clown" in "Trippin' the rift.'


And...he get's strangeled with his own floppy ears! Brilliant, Otal Nimrodi!

[David-kyo]

I'd settle for the 'Death by 12-gauge'-method of Yahtzee.
(see http://www.fullyramb...41003-1029.htm)

[Gobbler]

To honour Saint Floppydisk:

http://www.chefelf.c...?showtopic=3373

[Jedi_1138]

Yay!

Nice link, Gobbler!

[Storm]

I am content assuming that Jar Jar Binks was on Alderaan when it was destroyed. It really brings a new sense of satisfaction to that scene in ANH.

[barend]

well that's something everyone can enjoy.

[David-kyo]

I am content assuming that Jar Jar Binks was on Alderaan when it was destroyed. It really brings a new sense of satisfaction to that scene in ANH.

He was?
Coooool...

[Lord Aquaman]

I say give Jar Jar the Passion of the Christ treatment - beat him up, force him to carry a cross a couple of miles with a crown of thorns strapped to his head and then nail him to it before posting him so he can die a long, slow, horribly painful death.

[David-kyo]

I bet it'd be satisfying but his death should also be funny, and should suit him. I can come up with stuff like 'Hang him on a tree, shoot him, gut him and then run him over with a Buick', but there's not much fun in that.

[georgelucas4greedo]

Unfortunately, Jar Jar is immortal. Remember when he gets shocked by what only can be thousands of volts of eletricity and lives? He, despite being an amphibean, survives for many days on a dessert planet. How many frogs from the swamp can do that? He also fought haphazardly in that battle and lives to tell about it.