The "Let's Mow The Lawn" Flowchart By floppydisk
#2
Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:05 PM
Wow, I never realized mowing the lawn was so likely to end in death!
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#5
Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:30 PM
i got caught in a loop....
ran over baby >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> etc.
lot's of houses suddenly available in my neighbourhood!
ran over baby >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> etc.
lot's of houses suddenly available in my neighbourhood!
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#6
Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:38 PM
I assume sooner or later you'd run out of neighbours.
I'd always assumed that mowing the lawn began thus:
Fuck, grass is getting long-
1. do it yourself.
2. sit on your arse and get someone else to do it-->
1. Your Wife. -> fight over household chores -> divorce or death.
2. Your Children. -> They're too busy fighting the establishment. -> Homicide -> Electric chair ->Death.
3. Neighbourhood kids. -> too busy selling crack these days -> do it yourself.
Which is why I don't have a lawn (or a wife and kids for that matter.)
I'd always assumed that mowing the lawn began thus:
Fuck, grass is getting long-
1. do it yourself.
2. sit on your arse and get someone else to do it-->
1. Your Wife. -> fight over household chores -> divorce or death.
2. Your Children. -> They're too busy fighting the establishment. -> Homicide -> Electric chair ->Death.
3. Neighbourhood kids. -> too busy selling crack these days -> do it yourself.
Which is why I don't have a lawn (or a wife and kids for that matter.)
#7
Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:44 PM
All this started because I told my dad that if it was my lawn, I'd pour gasoline on it so all the grass died. Then I got to thinking about what kind of person would actually want to make thier lawn look nice, and it developed into a flowchart
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#9
Posted 26 April 2005 - 09:32 PM
Then you need to go read some of Yahtzee's flowcharts on www.fullyramblomatic.com Yahtzee is the master of flowcharts and cowboy comics.
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