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Anybody notice that Palpatine turned into lizard-man in about 14 seconds of film time. Between the beginning of the fight with Mace Windu, in which he dispatches Windu's life-size jedi cardboard cutout friends [in record time], and the part when he blasts him with lightning out the window, Palpatine appears to have aged about 452 years.

Maybe it was all that "dark energy" or whatever, but he used that lightning a lot in Episode 6, and he didn't turn into a bigger prune then. What gives?

And I couldn't help but laugh when he complains about being too old and weak. It sounded like he lost his dentures before he delivered that line!

Well, I've been a fan of Chefelf's online antics for a few years now, and, as I had five minutes of free time for a change, I thought I'd start a little screen name here. Hello all.

Let me get right to it.

I'd like to sum up the Star Wars prequels with a quote from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

"Apparently the plot is none of our business."

Also, I had never heard of the Star Wars cartoons, since I don't watch television; this explains Grievous. My first thought when seeing Grievous was, "Man, he should cut back to two packs a day." And if he had lungs, wouldn't he die when he flew around in space for a moment? Perhaps he used the Force?

I also enjoyed Anakin's Benedict Arnold impression. With these new paper-thin characters, a complex situation like "switching from good to evil" requires no plot or dialogue, and can be done in minutes or even seconds! Wizard...

I made my own Senator Organa pic; I'll post it soon enough.