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Chefelf is quite the funny man. I recall the many nights with dry martinis, a house filled with affluent partygoers, and The Reasons to Hate Star Wars to top it off! Well, the third one, at least...
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  1. In Topic: Grievous' Ship

    Posted 30 Jun 2005

    Grievous was almost as bad a villain as The Master from Manos: The Hands of Fate. And Episode 3 was only slightly worse than that film, coincidentally.

  2. In Topic: Anyone up for an Episode III pants game?

    Posted 23 Jun 2005

    You're a slave?
    I'm a PERSON, and my name's Pants.

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    Her Highness wishes it; she's curious about the pants.

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    The best way to the Naboo is by going through the Planet Pants

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    Why you half-witted, scruffy-looking Pants Herder!

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    With all the pants in this sector it'll be difficult to spot incoming ships.

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    My father didn't fight in the Clone Wars; he was a navigator on a pants freighter.

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    I present to you a gift: These two pants.

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    What message!? The one you've just been playing! The one you're carrying inside your busting pants!

  3. In Topic: Owen Lars, S.O.B.

    Posted 21 Jun 2005

    QUOTE (Magee @ Jun 20 2005, 12:54 PM)
    2. Did Owen have a heart to heart with Anakin that Anakin later shared with Ben? "By the way Obi-Wan, my step brother who I met on Tatooine, thinks that I should not have gotten involved."


    hahaha

    I'm horrified by the thought that Lucas might be filling in these holes for the rest of his life, with video gams, tv shows, and cartoons, and there will be a line of toys and ps2 controllers for EVERY SINGLE ONE.

  4. In Topic: 91 Reasons to Hate Episode III

    Posted 21 Jun 2005

    QUOTE (Jordan @ Jun 21 2005, 12:02 AM)
    Or how about Kyyysh, a blatant excuse to plug the wookies and chewy.



    It seems ironically fortunate for Yoda that the Wookies had a Yoda-sized escape rocket just lying around. I'm glad the CGI army attacked from the other side of that big hill, or it wouldn't have worked...

    Yoda's courage is undoubtedly a Life Day inspiration to every wookie [and Bea Arthur]

  5. In Topic: Worst dialogue

    Posted 20 Jun 2005

    I think much of the dialogue is in tune with George Lucas' "that's the way it is, deal with it" style of writing.

    For some reason, and this is a shot in the dark, I believe the scriptwriting was the shortest phase of the production of this movie.

    My only explanation is that the entire Star Wars universe underwent a reality shift a la Final Fantasy 8 and that's why the original trilogy is so much different than the prequels. Maybe Obi-Wan travelled to the end of time and battled Darthina Ultimecia before heading off to Tatooine?

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August 5, 1983
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Filmmaking, money, graphic design, money, Tolkien, Japanese yen

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