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Eh? When I was on that particular bender, I tried for hours to get my toes to massage the squishy goodness but I always came a few inches short. Maybe only certain people can do it, like rolling your tongue.

Quit whining! I bet you never pissed Yahtzee off so much he made a little animation to insult you like he did to me. (If you want to see it, click here.) The only other person I can think of who did this is Jane Sherwood, for the puffins vs lemurs thread. Well, that was addressed to all the posters on the thread, but the award goes to her because she was the person who had the balls to start something so inane on the FR forum. That last sentence is giving me some very disturbing thoughts.

I just resized my avatar to take advantage of the new rules. I thought I could simply size it up, but that made everything look horribly pixelly so I changed it for the entire picture of the Voodoo Dog. I can't decide if this enhances or diminishes the evil intensity. What do you think?

I like the fact that both of the uncapitalised d rants made Otal's quote of the day. I barely know the man, but I got the impression that he's a big fucker on campus.

CHECK OUT THE CAPITALISED D BITCHES!!! For the first time in my life, I feel funky. There's still an uncapitalised d in the word "Voodoo", but it's surrounded by a large mob of o's beating it to death for being a cunt, so I'm cool.

I have a horrible feeling I may have derailed this thread, so here's a previous drunken thought. That's right, completely legal, common or garden drunk. Here it is:

It is physically impossible for a man to touch his toes with his testicles.