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I didn't say it isn't possible, I jsut don't think it is going to happen. Anyways, You are all going about this wrong... I was recently informed by a VERY reliable source that the world will end in a very timely way. First off, giant pigs (that fly which means all you people that told me you'll do this or that when pigs flies are gonna have to do it!) will start to invade earth. They will slowly capture us one by one and use a giant cattle prod to fork out our brains. They will then use our brains as food for their giant pussies (cats). The worst part about it is that our brain will still be thinking, that's right we will feel every bit of it. Well luckily for us one person will save us from these pigs. This person goes by the name....... (someone help me here). Yep. After that a piece of partially decayed ****** will infect us all with an unkown virus. In a slow painful death we will of all wished that the pigs would have taken over.

There you have it. I've solved it all for you. And as for the Mayan Apocolypse... I read up on it and it is pretty wierd. They did after all predict the winter sulstice that year which is really impressive.

you know of course I had to put it there just for you right? lol who would put mountain dew as annoying (someone did)?

Fine... there is a yesterday but yesterday is always a different day. Anyways, im sorry for forgetting the "el" in el mundo. I should be shot for it, no?

lol

ill make sure i check out deus than i have never even heard of it.

I believe the Spanish word for "word" is mundo. correct me if im wrong. I still say that we shouldn't worry how the world is going to end(by the way when we say world i think we are talking about man-kind correct me if im wrong on that too) and just live life a day at a time. The past is gone and the future is too far away. There is no tomorrow just like there is no yesterday. Life is lived at every second ur alive and you should charish it.


woohoo i think im the pope