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King removed boob shot of Madeleine Thursday June 24, 2004

#76 Just your average movie goer

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Posted 28 June 2004 - 12:22 AM

For sure.

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Posted 28 June 2004 - 12:40 AM

alternative titles...
The King and Eye

The Royal Tanneredboobs

Look Whos Gawking

Sleepfull in Sweeden

The Princess and the Pe_____(rest of title witheld for censorship reasons)

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Posted 28 June 2004 - 12:44 AM

QUOTE (jyd @ Jun 25 2004, 12:06 PM)

QUOTE (Supes @ Jun 24 2004, 08:52 PM)

I must admit that it wasn't the cleavage that caught my eye whne I first saw the photo it was her face. She has an extremely attractive face regardless of the rest of her image.

yeah she is a hottie too, i dont believe that really though...sorry i just think its hard to miss two things each the size of her head when she only has one head, may i reiterate...wowza

I wouldn't lie to you JYD. If it had been the first thing I noticed I'd have been one of the first people admitting that also. I'm not saying I missed them and I'm certainly not ashamed to admit that I look at women's breast also. It just wasn't the order of appreciation this time around.

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Posted 28 June 2004 - 01:11 AM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jun 27 2004, 02:36 PM)

I've never had a picture so well received before.

We at Ninja Duck & Ninja Duck Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Tuahan.com Enterprises, looks forward to serving you in the future with ground-breaking new features, such as My Big Fat Swedish Wedding (featuring a special cameo appearance by Barend Yummyboobs).

There's a very good reason for the ND. Quite simply it was brilliant!

We also look forward to your feature length with the debut of Barend Yummyboobs. We've heard big things about his natural affinity with the subject matter and look to see it fully realised.

Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter.
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Post icon Posted 29 June 2004 - 01:38 AM

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They do when the majority of the forum's userbase is male, yes.

Men aren't the only ones who can appreciate that. ~_^ She's gorgeous.

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Posted 01 July 2004 - 08:41 PM

QUOTE (Supes @ Jun 28 2004, 06:11 AM)

We also look forward to your feature length with the debut of Barend Yummyboobs. We've heard big things about his natural affinity with the subject matter and look to see it fully realised.

Coming to theaters this December. Bring the whole family for this heart-warming Christmas tale, about a European princess who leaned forward too far in her dress, and an Australian man determined to rid her of that evil dress.

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Posted 01 July 2004 - 08:59 PM

Fun for the whole family, until about ten minutes into the film... then Dad might want to get Mom to take the kids home while he watches the rest by himself.

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 12:09 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 1 2004, 08:59 PM)

Fun for the whole family, until about ten minutes into the film... then Dad might want to get Mom to take the kids home while he watches the rest by himself.

I can't believe you typed the word "Mom" barend. Don't try to hide your Australianism lad. It's "Mum" for crying out loud man!

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#84 barend

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 02:30 AM

I was just giving it a little color.

I was catering, that and I've always spelled it mom!
I grew up on sesame street dude, what do you want...

I used to get in trouble in kindergarden for my chosen pronunciation of "Z"

and i often say tomato in stead of tomato!

to be honest, most people think i'm Canadian...

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 02:38 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 2 2004, 02:30 AM)

and i often say tomato in stead of tomato!

Er...which is which pronunciation?

I remember one instance in first or second grade where a few kids got all pissy about me saying "to-mah-to" when I read out loud instead of "to-may-to", and still kept it up even after the teacher said either way was correct. I must have just confused them or something...

My mother's also told me that I sounded Canadian when I was really little, even though we lived in South Carolina, although her explanation was because a lot of the shows I watched (like You Can't Do That on Television) were Canadian, apparently. There was even a period a few years back where I think I had sort of a mid-western accent.

I have no idea what the hell I sound like now, though...it's just kind of...flat.

(Also a note, just for the hell of it: I think it was some weird little story about several Little Riding Hood characters of several different colors...I was either Little Green or Little Black Riding Hood...)

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 02 July 2004 - 02:46 AM

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 02:47 AM

I thought it would be funnier if written down that way...

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 02:49 AM

It is. It's just...confusingly funny, if that makes any sense.

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#88 barend

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 02:52 AM

It's Kaufmanesque!

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Posted 02 July 2004 - 02:59 AM

Hang about! We haven't got the picture on this page yet!

...so I've got to do it, have I?

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#90 barend

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