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Mayor cancels alien landing over abduction fears Tuesday, November 25, 2003

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:05 AM

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The mayor of a Brazilian town says he has cancelled a planned landing by an alien spaceship during this week's Brazil v Peru football match.

Elcio Berti told Estado de Sao Paulo online: "I cancelled the landing because I was worried they might abduct one of the Brazilian footballers."

Mr Berti, the Mayor of Bocaiuva do Sul, claims to be in regular touch with aliens and says they are helping to fund a UFO landing pad he's building in the town.

The mayor first hit the headlines when he issued a decree banning all birth control methods in Bocaiuva do Sul to try and boost the number of pregnancies to increase federal funding.


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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:12 AM

The mayors of towns in Brazil have the power to "issue decrees"? That's pretty powerful stuff.

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Posted 25 November 2003 - 12:39 AM

What might the aliens have against peruvian footballers? I'd think they would prefer the "visitors"
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Posted 25 November 2003 - 06:15 PM

Well I think it's good that he's taking a responsible approach to this scheduled alien landing. I mean if there's one thing that can get out of control faster than a crowd at an English soccer match it's a poorly planned alien landing.

I mean let's face it, if things are not properly set out all sorts of panic could ensue. People start randomly shooting at the spaceship. The wrong people get taken away that were not in the original trade agreement with the alien negotiators. But worst of all you end up with poorly placed crop circles that become much more difficult to explain away when they are witnessed by thousands of people.

The clean up would be a nightmare.

So kudos to Elcio Berti for his forward thinking. The world needs more people like this...
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Posted 25 November 2003 - 06:18 PM

yeah, i mean, we need to make friends with our foreign................dudes.
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Posted 25 November 2003 - 07:26 PM

I think their mayor is insane.
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Posted 25 November 2003 - 07:36 PM

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I think their mayor is insane.

You know what, Bananer? You JUST may be onto something there.
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Posted 26 November 2003 - 07:49 PM

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What might the aliens have against peruvian footballers? I'd think they would prefer the "visitors"

maybe he was a fraid the aliens might transfer the players to the pluto panthers or something... blink.gif
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Posted 26 November 2003 - 08:21 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Nov 25 2003, 07:36 PM)
QUOTE (Bananer @ Nov 25 2003, 07:26 PM)
I think their mayor is insane.

You know what, Bananer? You JUST may be onto something there.

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Posted 27 November 2003 - 08:44 AM

Oh that's just Nate being wacky. He's always being wacky like that. Tell her how you're always being wacky, Nate.
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Posted 27 November 2003 - 02:35 PM

Yeah. Nate's always being wacky. Bananer is a "she?" I should look more into the forum profiles.
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Posted 27 November 2003 - 08:07 PM

Actually, her profile says he MSN identity is "stinkyfred". mellow.gif
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Posted 27 November 2003 - 09:13 PM

Bananer you appear to be an Enigma. Excellent work. Every forum needs one. biggrin.gif
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Posted 30 November 2003 - 12:15 PM

haha I am a girl people, a girl!
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Posted 30 November 2003 - 12:16 PM

Actually my MSN is a veeery long story, but I really AM a girl
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