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Kerry Gets Google-Bombed Monday, May 24, 2004

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 10:35 AM

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Kerry Gets Google-Bombed

With the Democratic presidential nomination clinched, John Kerry was bound to get Google-bombed.

An effort by conservative bloggers has pushed the candidate's campaign website to the top of the result list when the word "waffles" is typed into Google. But Kerry's campaign is trying to capitalize on the prank.
The campaign has purchased Google AdWords, sponsored links that come up beside results when certain words are searched. The short links also refer to Kerry's website, but suggest users "read about President Bush's Waffles."

"When we heard people were linking the word 'waffles' with John Kerry, our thought was, 'This is ridiculous,'" said Morra Aarons, Internet grass-roots coordinator for John Kerry for President. "But our solution was to fight fire with fire."

Google-bombing has fast become a popular prank on the Web. Bloggers have found they can manipulate search results by hyperlinking unsavory labels to individual pages. The trick also works on Yahoo, Lycos and AltaVista.

The "waffles" campaign was apparently started by Pennsylvania law student Ken Jacobson on his Esoteric Diatribe blog. Bush has been bombed as well. The search "miserable failure" now brings up his official White House biography. He also was bombed last year with the phrase "dumb motherfucker," though that search now leads to a Wired News article on the subject.

The Bush campaign has not responded directly to these pranks. "Our position is that all of these actions are exercises for activists, and we are not taking any action of our own," said Scott Stanzel, Bush-Cheney '04 spokesman.

While the Republican campaign began its first Internet advertising campaign May 12, there are no plans to purchase any AdWords.

Kerry coordinator Aarons was not sure whether the Democratic candidate's camp would continue sponsoring links throughout the campaign, but said the price was marginal compared to television advertising.

http://wired.com/new...tw=wn_tophead_2


Not quite as funny as Bush's Google Bomb, but still pretty god-damned funny.
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 02:40 PM

I must admit that that's pretty funny (and accurate). However, I'd rather be a waffle than a miserable failure.
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 02:42 PM

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The search "miserable failure" now brings up his official White House biography


i wonder what brings up bill clinton
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 03:20 PM

QUOTE (jyd @ May 24 2004, 02:42 PM)
i wonder what brings up bill clinton

I thought maybe it would be "cool dude" but I tried it and it brought up something even better!

Link for posterity, should that change.
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 03:26 PM



ROCK AND ROLL!

We should all go hang in the Andy Lawrence chat room sometime.
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 07:05 PM

Man - that's ONE COOL DUDE!
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 09:45 PM

who is that? the problem child kid?
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 09:57 PM

You could've easily answered the question yourself by clicking the links.

It's Andy Lawrence, brother of has-been actors Joey and Matthew Lawrence.
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 10:00 PM

whoah!
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Posted 24 May 2004 - 10:24 PM

I know, isn't he bad-ass?
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 12:33 AM

miserable failure pops up BUSH.


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Posted 25 May 2004 - 09:35 AM

The creator of the Andy Lawrence page is really defensive about his being the first page -- but who could blame him? He just wants the cred of being the first to spot a trend.
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Posted 25 May 2004 - 03:40 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ May 25 2004, 12:33 AM)
miserable failure pops up BUSH.


How do they do that?

If enough people link a set of words to a URL, Google's Spiders will reference it and return it as the top search result. That's what "Google Bombing" is. Anti-Bush people did it with "miserable failure" and anti-Kerry people with "waffles".
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Posted 26 May 2004 - 01:06 PM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ May 24 2004, 08:26 PM)
ROCK AND ROLL!

We should all go hang in the Andy Lawrence chat room sometime.

Maybe we can have the next Polymorph chat there.
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Post icon  Posted 26 May 2004 - 10:42 PM

I missed the last Polymorph chat. sad.gif
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