[J m HofMarN]

http://www.supershad...sode3/plot.html

I believe this to be accurate. It fits with everyrthing I've heard and some of my worst nightmares. Towards the end of hte film it gets so cluttered it's not even funny. They also put in Chewbaca apparently. Also Anakin not only kills the jedi younglings and a bunch of knights but he blows up a room, chokes padme and kills a bunch of random people... Ok, that is COMPLETELY out of the realm of a serious bad guy. The only villain that blood thirsty I've EVER come across was Jerak in Deathstalker 2 and even he didn't just slaughter a bunch of kids cuz some crusty old guy told him to! My generation watched return of the jedi's ending and thought "I wish Luke had gone back for him" This generation will watch it and think "I hope he rots in hell along with Michael Jackson" I mean really what the fuck! There's no way to explain Anakin killing Padme and the kids and whoever else he murders. In the ghost scene with Yoda and Obi Wan it will have to be revised so the two real jedi kind of shift away from the bastard!

And as for the jedi fighting a war umm... didn't they say they COULDNT do that? Didn't Yoda say that he's not a warrior? Why the hell are they leading hte empire's war against the rebels? What the hell is Dooku doing taking Sidious prisoner? Why is a Sith scroll on Dashyyyk? Why does Obi Wan cut off all of Anakin's limbs instead of just killing him? What the hell kind of Jedi is he if he considers it fun to just slice off his opponents body parts and leave him to torment? Moreover if Anakin loses all his bodily apendages (even 'lil ani'?) how the hell does he even have enough mediclorians left to shake a stick at? How the hell do they capture Palpatine or explain capturing Palpatine? Why does Mace notice Palpatine and not Yoda? Is his force unblocked? Did he use metamucil to do it? Isn't this movie just one big whining temper tantrum? Since when has Palpatine been a great supporter of Anakin's career?

And here is my core fucking question. Palpatine gets Anakin to go to the dark side by saying that the Jedi are corrupt. WHAT THE FUCK!? How does a jedi become corrupt? Are they being bought off by the mafia? Is Don Corleone using them as hired muscle or paying them to ignore his activities? Are they selling contracts for the rebuilding of Naboo to corporations they used to be presidents of? Did they have people raid Lord Sidious' campaign office in the Watergate hotel on Coruscant? How the hell does one imagine a jedi to be corrupt!?

And, the one question, the burning all important question that this plot doesn't answer is this: HOW DOES BINKS DIE? I've watched your movies I've read your plot now tell me George Lucas how are you going to gut this gungan? I can accept lava surfing and corrupt jedi and misplaced Sith scrolls and general obi wan but I won't stand for Jar Jar's continued existence. It will fully ruin the original trilogy if I have to watch it with the knowledge that long ago in a galaxy far, far away there still exists a creature like that!

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 27 May 2004 - 03:56 AM

[Just your average movie goer]

I agree with all of your points - it seems like more of the stupid stuff we've seen already. I don't like the idea of Jedi using clone armies and I imagine that Mace figuring out that Palpatine is evil will be hilarious. This is a mystery that a three year old could solve. "Hmmm.... that man is evil!"

But reading it, the main thing that went through my head was that if this is true, then why the hell has Lucas left it ALL until now? There is no way this can fit in a two hour movie without feeling like the most rushed, choppy, badly edited, poorly paced film in the history of cinema.

Even if this was a three hour movie, it would make Return of the King feel like well-paced. Unbelievable....

wait. No, this is George Lucas we're talking about, isn't it? Sorry - that's pretty much what we all expected then. Perfectly believable.

[Jordan]

Obi-Wan manages to cut off Anakin's other real arm. Amazingly, Anakin continues to duel Obi-Wan using his mechanical arm. Later on during the duel, Obi-Wan cuts off one of Anakin’s legs (perhaps even both of Anakin's legs are severed) 

This is EXACTLY what happens to the Black Knight in MONTY PYTHON: HOLY GRAIL.

It's a joke. A joke I tell you.

[Chefelf]

This is EXACTLY what happens to the Black Knight in MONTY PYTHON: HOLY GRAIL.

It's a joke. A joke I tell you.

This all fits in perfectly with Jacques's prediction that by Episode III Lucas will begin ripping off scenes and dialogue from Spaceballs.

[barend]

although it would solve nothing... i agree that the death Jar Jar would make a nice offering... to show just a little respect, but the fact that he made it this far should be counteracted with a slow and painfull, not to mention, needlessly greusom death.

[HK 47]

This is EXACTLY what happens to the Black Knight in MONTY PYTHON: HOLY GRAIL.
It's a joke. A joke I tell you.

LOL!

Anakin: "'Tis but a scratch"
Obi-Wan "Your ARMS off!"
Anakin "No it isn't."

[Despondent]

That's just nuts. We only spent a month in 9th grade on the american civil war, and I don't believe we covered that much territory.

Lucas is bluffing. He got NOTHING. (so when do presales begin?)

I think Jar-Jar ought to die a noble death. like during the lava surfing duel, he's dropped from a speeder in the sky (at great height, mind you) to dunk Annie (and his gungan self) into the lava.

what are the chances we get another prequel trilogy?

[Esco]

Mr Guest,
it seems that theforce.net has very similar spoilers, so unless everybody is using
supershadow's made up spoilers, most of this stuff should be considered accurate (as far as spoilers go).

Now to my opinions of the material. Well first of all, I shouldnt be reading spoilers, since I never have in the past. But with the terrible way these prequels have panned out, I just said heck with it. I figured they will suck either way, so I might as well find out the details now.
Well at least it seems this movie wont be slow paced. If anything, it will be rushed (as others have already alluded to). I think I might enjoy this movie because if nothing else, it wont be boring. Tons of fighting and hacking arms will work for me. Just as long as dialogue and weak exposition is kept to a minimum.

[Despondent]

Less Filler? you mean less pod-racing, Fett fete, and droid factory "content?"

Sounds great to me. Let's get this damn thing over with as soon as possible!
(if only we could all reap threepio's memory flush at the end of it!)

[Vwing]

Eek, sorry guest was me. And what I was saying before I had to leave to catch a 3:50 showing of Troy was that I believe that Supershadow gets his spoilers from TheForce.net and then incorporates his own stuff within the forums. Don't take anything he says too seriously.

[barend]

ahh... the pod race in one, the factory in two,... hmmm

i think 3 will have Anikan kidnap Padme and hold her on a high platform has he hurls barrels down the ramps leading up to him, while Obi wan jumps over the barrels to run to the top and and unhook the platform sending Annie down, down, while Padme is caught by Obi our hero.

[Despondent]

"bah baaah, bum, bah-dee dumm dum..."

"do, do-do dee-dee do, do-do dee dee do" (brnnng) (brnnng)

"bah bummm, buh dah duh bum ble deee dummm"

"grnggg. grnggg. grnggg." (stomp, stomp, stomp)