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Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis Wednesday, May 19, 2004

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 01:45 PM

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Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis

Created: 28.04.2004 15:42 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 19:31 MSK

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The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica.

There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.

Rasputin, nicknamed “Mad Monk” by historians was born in 1869 in Siberia, arrived in St. Petersburg in 1911 and within a few years had become one of the most influential men in government circles. His rise to preeminence was due to his close relationship with Nicholas II’s wife, Alexandra. The heir to the throne suffered from hemophaelia, and only Rasputin could stop the boy’s bleeding. Because of this, Alexandra believed he was a holy man sent to protect Alexis and she kept him close by at all times.

However, many historians point to the unusual cult that Rasputin practiced at the Emperors’ court — a strange mixture of Christianity and sexual practices. Many of the noble women were believed to be in sexual relations with Rasputin, possibly including the Empress.

At the end of 1916, a group of aristocrats decided that Rasputin’s influence had grown too great and that he had to be killed in order to save Russia. They lured him to the palace of one of the princes; fed him poisoned cakes and wine, shot him and then threw him into the frozen river.

http://www.mosnews.c.../rasputin.shtml


Nothing says "erotic" like a disembodied penis floating in formaldehyde.

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 03:05 PM

Hoe on Earth do you get hold of something like that then? And more importently, why would you want to?
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Posted 19 May 2004 - 07:03 PM

Once again, I am speechless - and feeling a little sick... better check up on other new posts then...
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Post icon  Posted 19 May 2004 - 10:06 PM

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 10:27 PM

That is really gross. Rotted body parts are never a beauty to look at, and neither is THAT one.

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Posted 19 May 2004 - 10:29 PM

I think it's time to do captions again.....

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Posted 20 May 2004 - 12:45 AM

well... uh... i dpn't know where to begin with that.

the man had 30cm of schlength and 'mad monk' was his nickname?

and what the fuck is that thing doing seperated from his body. I would like to think the man who had to be killed by chained drowning because he survived the shooting, which he got for surviving the stabbing, which was a measure to counteract the fact that he ignored the poisoning, deserves a slighly more dignified post mortem rest.
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Posted 20 May 2004 - 12:49 AM

I always used to say, in response to the effort, that that man, who took so much to kill, certainly had a pair of balls on him...

well, this sheds new light on the topic!
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Posted 20 May 2004 - 10:43 AM

I feel sorry for the woman in the photo, how imbarrising for her. I wonder if she knew the photo was going to be taken. I hope she is clueless, this way she has an excuse.
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Posted 20 May 2004 - 02:37 PM

Doesn't it just figure? The first time I leave the safety of the Fullyramblomatic Forum, and what do I see straight off? Rasputin's penis floating in a jar, that’s what!


I think I'm feeling nauseous...and yet, like looking at some gory, bloody picture...it’s morbidly fascinating... blink.gif

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Post icon  Posted 20 May 2004 - 03:44 PM

Heh, hiya Jane, nice to see you venturing outside of FR.
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Posted 20 May 2004 - 03:56 PM

not too shabby rasput!!!
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Posted 21 May 2004 - 06:49 PM

Wait a second...30 cm...I'm not very good at remembering the metric system, but isn't that like...a foot long?

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Posted 21 May 2004 - 10:32 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ May 20 2004, 02:37 PM)
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