[SimeSublime]

Hell, swimming is fun as long as you don't just do laps.

[revoltoncube]

swimming is great!!! I love gettin all achy and tryina get outta the pool w/o the stair/ladder thingys, and failing...

...tell you what though, there is one stroke I can't do, the butterfly stoke, whats up with that????!!!!!

[Madam Corvax]

PRT for today, based on recent work experience:

Why is it that hard-working and trustworthy people are always being loaded with work beyond their capacity which evenetually leads to their breakdown,
while lazy bastards who never do anything get all the attention and praise in the end.

And why despite having know this for more than five years, I still continue to work hard at work? Does it make me the dumbest person on Earth?

Any suggestion how to stop this hard-working habit? CAn it be cured?

[SimeSublime]

The thing about the lazy workers is they know how to get away with it. When I'm lazy, I just get into trouble.

[Chyld]

Yeah, I'd agree, its not the laziness, its passing the crap off onto someone else who can't throw it off so well.

[Slade]

Madam Corvax, you should watch Office Space.

Why is it sometimes I feel like my head wants to literally break into little pieces and drift off in seperate directions?

Also: Did you ever realize how awfully people are put together? Everything needs to work perfectly or we die. Can you imagine the debugging that would have to be gone through in order to get life working (all of the exceptions you'd have to catch, the polymorphic code of the mind, etc.) Why am I comparing live to programming?

[Chyld]

The odds involved in life beginning, evolving, and evolving to the point we're at is beyond comprehension. Try not to think about it, your head will melt.

[SimeSublime]

Too Late

Damn, thats about as close to melting as I can get.

[revoltoncube]

? huh ?

[Kirby]

He is saying that the odds of you being born, let alone be alive, are = to 1+ the amount of zeros you have to type in notepad to crash computer.
Saying this has probly confused you even more than me not saying what I just did say.

[revoltoncube]

ow! that hurts!!! *head falls off*

[barend]

I just hate swimming.  Whole lot of work for not a lot of fun, you know?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

you've obvioulsy never enjoyed the pleasure splashing kids in the eyes and making them cry...

[Icey]

Note to self: Have Alex carry an umbrella if I ever go to Sydney.

[Slade]

It had better be one of those olde-timey umbrellas with the curved curved wooden handles! I killed that split infinitive! HA! (You didn't see the structure of my sentence before, so you don't know what I did, but it was woogy.)

[SimeSublime]

Woogy indeed.