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#3166 Dorothy

We supply it, we demand you eat it.

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 07:15 PM

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#3167 barend

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 08:28 PM

>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)

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#3168 Slade

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 11:12 PM

Let's all have a round of applause for the Godzilla of this forum. See his amazing gift of elegant gab as he turns any topic into sheer brilliance!

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#3169 Laughlyn

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 07:31 AM

Maybe we could turn him into some kind of crazy circus attraction?

Come one, Come all! Gather round ladies and gents, for only ten dollars you can take a gander at the freak of postin'

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#3170 Icey

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 02:11 PM

Laughlyn, did you not see King Kong? It would end with Barend holding Dorothy hostage in some tower, forcing her to make gargantuan brownie cheesecakes untill the Army would shoot him down.

#3171 Laughlyn

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 05:40 PM

I fail to see what the problem would be with that ending.

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#3172 ion eon

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 11:39 PM

I rather like it actually

OH NO!!!

#3173 SimeSublime

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 01:27 AM

Hell, there'd be a whole lot of brownie cheesecake left over, what's not to like?

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#3174 barend

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 05:20 PM

i like the idea of people staring at me in sheer terror...

it beats the way women stare at me at most social events...
(you know... the same way vegitarians would stare at the one meat dish on a banquet table).

it's not like i wouldn't share the BCC.

#3175 Laughlyn

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 05:30 PM

You wouldn't have much of a choice mate, if the bi-planes bullets didn't kill you, the 300ft drop would.

Or the inevitable battle with Godzilla.....

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#3176 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 06:10 PM

Barend VS King Kong VS Godzilla.

My money's on Barend.

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PM me, we'll talk.

#3177 barend

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 07:24 PM

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Feb 5 2006, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You wouldn't have much of a choice mate, if the bi-planes bullets didn't kill you, the 300ft drop would.

Or the inevitable battle with Godzilla.....

you're all getting me mixed up with king kong!

KK climbed the crystler (or was it ES) to get away from the chaos on the streets...
i would have stayed down there and continued smashing things until i got sleepy...

then i'd smash some more things...

#3178 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 05 February 2006 - 08:29 PM

And then eat Brownie Cheesecake?

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#3179 Laughlyn

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