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Exactly. I know that it was 57th on my list of things I wanted to be when I grew up. Now it's like 25, but that's just because I'm too short for professional basketball, and too girly to replace Sylvester Stallone as Rambo.
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Posted 12 December 2005 - 06:56 PM
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
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Posted 16 December 2005 - 12:22 PM
I wanted to be a cow when I grew up.
This led to a conversation with my mother about what the phrase "You can be anything you want to be when you grow up" actually meant.
This led to a conversation with my mother about what the phrase "You can be anything you want to be when you grow up" actually meant.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 16 December 2005 - 11:48 PM
Now is a time for celebration! I actually passed my science class with a C! Not an D, not a damning F, but a solid average C!
Hooray for riding the curve! And hooray for classmates who also really suck at the subject for dragging it down so much!
(*Happy Dance*)
Hooray for riding the curve! And hooray for classmates who also really suck at the subject for dragging it down so much!
(*Happy Dance*)
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Posted 17 December 2005 - 11:46 AM
I also have happy news. For me, anyway. Apparantly, this DuPont challenge thing isn't so hard. I've read winning essays and they weren't genius-written essays of doom. Not to say that I think I could win, but I think I might get a decent grade.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 17 December 2005 - 04:57 PM
That's one of the things I don't like about school: The total idiots I was surrounded by in elementary school amazingly pass to the next grades. They shouldn't, becuase they're a bunch of lazy assholes who leech off of the smart kids (IE me) who actually studied to get into collage. I worked hard for my intelligence, the last thing I need are people stealing it from me. They should raise the passing average grade from 65 to 75.
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Posted 17 December 2005 - 07:07 PM
Yes, but there are still those of us who are brilliant in certain subjects, do well enough in others, but are downright retarded in one or two other areas which ultimately end up being our downfall. That needs to be taken into consideration as well.
And the quality of the professor. The guy I had was just...incomprehensible.
And the quality of the professor. The guy I had was just...incomprehensible.
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 08:59 PM
Now that I'm actually going up against a subject I can't do easily, I agree. Thank the gods for low passing grades. It would be better for me, I think, if I didn't fail just about every math class I ever take.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 09:34 PM
Yeah, I am glad the passing grades at my school are...what they are (pretty much the teacher of the class gets to decide) If they were any higher than they are this term, 
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....We'd be lying though.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 09:53 PM
If they were any higher, then ninja?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 10:06 PM
yes exactly, then I would have to flip out and kill people.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Posted 18 December 2005 - 10:08 PM
I am of the opinion that, to keep up the school's reputation, my teachers work their students exactly hard enough that they are on the verge of revolt right as vacation starts.
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"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 03:17 AM
I know the passing mark in anything in Hull is 40%, specially designed so that just about anyone who reads a relevant book can pass.
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 08:34 AM
Bah, I'm on a year out, and I've still spent more time in the library writing essays than I did last year
All of them for other people.
If I read Marx and Weber one more time I'm going to turn into JMHoffman.
All of them for other people.
If I read Marx and Weber one more time I'm going to turn into JMHoffman.
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 12:58 PM
Isn't classical music rooted to some degree in early arabic music? I'm pretty sure thats the case, and if it is, then classical music isn't apure white form of music after all...
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Posted 19 December 2005 - 08:20 PM
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