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Posted 15 November 2005 - 03:53 PM

And, of course, it gives me the opportunity not to look like an idiot when somebody online uses a word I don't know. Not that that ever happens, of course.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 06:47 PM

How auspiciously halcyon that must be for you.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 07:04 PM

PRT# ...
I really don't care for peanutbuttercookies.

PRT# It's almost gone...
My office desk violet is dying.

PRT# Ooooooh...
People who go where they're not invited are kinda party poopers.

PRT# It just keeps getting better.
I just found a new button that says "Add Selected Text As Quote." Its purty.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 10:42 PM

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PRT# It's almost gone...
My office desk violet is dying.

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QUOTE
PRT# It just keeps getting better.
I just found a new button that says "Add Selected Text As Quote." Its purty.

Guess which button I just used twice? Oh the ease!
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 02:18 PM

PRT

What the hell is this? ---> kiss.gif

Isn't wub.gif enough?
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 02:45 PM

We need a transvestite smilie.
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 03:39 PM

Well, that one's pretty close to mark.

By the way, where did you get it from? Because I can't seem to find it in the lists provided by the forum.
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 03:41 PM

PRT: Yay! I managed to make ink for my quill pen out of very toxic berries I found in my yard!

Anyone know what those are? They grow like crazy, so they might be an invasive species from Europe. They have black, round, berries that grow in clusters like sumac and slightly less like grapes, since they're about three quarters of a centimeter in diameter and it's a narrower cluster. But it has a frame, if you take the berries off, you can see where they were. They have very sturdy stems about two centimeters wide at the bottom, thinner at the top, and few large leaves a bit longer and narrower than birch leaves. They get to be about four feet tall, if you let them, but usually they're about two and a half.

Edit: Oh, and if you mash them in your fingers, you find out that they have a lot of seeds and bright purple/pink juice that stains. And hurts a lot if you get it in cuts.

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 16 November 2005 - 03:43 PM

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 04:02 PM

Those are everywhere in my yard but I don't know what they are called...
OH NO!!!
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 04:59 PM

Maybe they're poison sumac? Since they look like sumac...

Although I was under the impression that poison sumac gave you a poison ivy-type rash if you touched it. At the very least, it's not a good idea to eat the berries.

But they do make a very pretty pink ink. I wonder if it'll make the paper rot.

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 16 November 2005 - 04:59 PM

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 06:11 PM

QUOTE (Coco @ Nov 16 2005, 03:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
By the way, where did you get it from? Because I can't seem to find it in the lists provided by the forum.


It's mashed in between ph34r.gif and yell.gif

And yay for FR.com references!
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Nov 16 2005, 04:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe they're poison sumac? Since they look like sumac...

Although I was under the impression that poison sumac gave you a poison ivy-type rash if you touched it. At the very least, it's not a good idea to eat the berries.

Yes, sumac leaves a rash, or at least should make you feel itchy. Don't know what the berries are though.
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 06:14 PM

PRT: Someone in my English class broke his finger off playing handball. It's funny how much you notice when someone who never talks isn't there.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 06:16 PM

Broke it off? blink.gif
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 06:23 PM

Well, technically. It's held on by skin, but the muscles, nerves, and tendons are all unconnected to the rest of his hand.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 08:14 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ Nov 16 2005, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We need a transvestite smilie.




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