Pointless random thoughts...
#2476
Posted 25 October 2005 - 06:17 PM
Is time travel even possible, and if it were, wouldn't more people run into more things that were only there for a second?
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#2477
Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:06 PM
#2478
Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:36 PM
i reckon it was a drunk knight who had returned from a crusade of 11 months to find his wife three months pregnant.
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#2479
Posted 26 October 2005 - 03:18 AM
I don't know how to iron my fucking shirt. Anybody tell me how I can do this, otherwise I'll truely be so stupid I cannot dress myself in the morning.
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#2480
Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:20 AM
#2482
Posted 26 October 2005 - 08:51 AM
-Lie shirt on ironing board, back up, sides hanging over edges, neck of shirt at pointy end of board. Iron.
-Pick up shirt, lie one side on board, in a similar position. Iron.
-Repeat on other side.
-Somehow do arms. Not sure on this one, I skip it.
-Lie collar out flat, iron.
Done. Next.
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#2483
Posted 26 October 2005 - 09:02 AM
Edit: option b works best if you're wearing it first.
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 26 October 2005 - 09:03 AM
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#2485
Posted 26 October 2005 - 10:37 AM
1. Become famous
2. Become really famous
3. Become so famous that you are automatically a tosser just for being so famous.
4. Wear wrinkly clothes
5. Hey presto, wrinkly clothes become uber-fashionable and every non-famous tosser in the world wears them to imitate you.
6. Develop a distinct urge to dissociate yourself from non-famous tossers
7. Think of a way to elevate self above riff-raff
8. Decide to wear non-wrinkly clothes
9. Iron all clothes
No that doesn't work, sorry.
#2488
Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:17 PM
#2489
Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:29 PM
#2490
Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:33 PM