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Speaking of ballet....
Is it possible to smoke a cigar without at least once holding it in your teeth and grinning while saying "I love it when a plan comes together"?
Pointless random thoughts...
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:53 AM
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 05:21 PM
Random thought: who actually invented the procedure of abortion? I mean, who was the first person to think, "I think I'll stick a long metal device up a woman's uterus, mulch the fetus into a bloody mess and then suck the remains out through a tube! What a brillent Idea!"?
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 06:14 PM
Based on what you just said... it's probably someone who saw what the Egyptians did to the brain and said, "Hmm... it works on brains, why not babies?"
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 06:20 PM
Pointless Random Thought # I've got some great news... I just...
Why isn't car insurance like health insurance or life insurance, so that if your car died or broke, then you could get some money to fix it, and not be stuck with a car-pse.
Pointless Random Thought # But, they're yucky.
Why does McDonalds feed children the nastiest apples known to man. Won't kids say "eewww, these are gross, and french fries are way better..."
Pointless Random Thought # The gnomes...
Why is it that when you are driving to work, the amount of time you are late is equal to the number of stupid slow people in front of you?
Pointless Random Thought # But do I? NO!
Do any restaurants use real cheese?
Why isn't car insurance like health insurance or life insurance, so that if your car died or broke, then you could get some money to fix it, and not be stuck with a car-pse.
Pointless Random Thought # But, they're yucky.
Why does McDonalds feed children the nastiest apples known to man. Won't kids say "eewww, these are gross, and french fries are way better..."
Pointless Random Thought # The gnomes...
Why is it that when you are driving to work, the amount of time you are late is equal to the number of stupid slow people in front of you?
Pointless Random Thought # But do I? NO!
Do any restaurants use real cheese?
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"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 06:57 PM
American Cheese IS the great Satan!
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 06:58 PM
Why is it?
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 07:01 PM
it's bloody ORANGE for starters...
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:23 PM
What apples we talking about here? The ones in the pie? I love pie? Pie makes people fat. I need to lose some weight. Annerexia is a big problem in America. Bush sucks.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:16 PM
Weigh, Banned? Are you fat?
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:21 PM
Maybe... or maybe I'm skinny. Did you ever think of that smart guy?
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:36 PM
No, the amount of stupid peoople in front of you is proportional to how late you are. I mean, it just doesn't make sense for you to walk in the door, thinking "Oh, no, I'm three stupid people late."
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 10:38 PM
What are you talking about mirithorn? that makes perfect sense, stop trying to confuse everyone.
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 08:00 AM
QUOTE (Dorothy @ Oct 25 2005, 07:20 AM)
Pointless Random Thought # The gnomes...
Damn gnomes.
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 12:35 PM
QUOTE (StantheGarbageMan @ Oct 24 2005, 05:21 PM)
Random thought: who actually invented the procedure of abortion? I mean, who was the first person to think, "I think I'll stick a long metal device up a woman's uterus, mulch the fetus into a bloody mess and then suck the remains out through a tube! What a brillent Idea!"?
You know what? It is the fucking MOTHER NATURE who aborts 40% of all fertilised eggs in the whole world, and for good reasons too - genetic aberrations or such like, and sometimes for no reason at all.
I do not know what was the rational behind making the avove post, but if you feel like discussing abortion, go to debate room.
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 05:59 PM
It was just a speculation, though, whoever it was. No opinion was stated. If you want to argue the point, you could go to the debate room, but as yet, it's not a debate.
Well, just thinking- if you have your hands inside a cow, and the calf's too big to come out and you want to save the cow, the first thought that comes to your mind is probably "make the calf smaller". Which you can do by sawing it into pieces with wire. Possibly an evolution of this?
Well, just thinking- if you have your hands inside a cow, and the calf's too big to come out and you want to save the cow, the first thought that comes to your mind is probably "make the calf smaller". Which you can do by sawing it into pieces with wire. Possibly an evolution of this?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"