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#2146 Zatoichi

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Posted 04 October 2005 - 08:10 AM

What about in Underworld? (Yes, I know how it worked in the movie)

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#2147 Slade

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Posted 04 October 2005 - 10:32 AM

Yeah, you can only get one of those curses/diseases at a time.

Of course, you can mix professions and undead forms, hence the zombie pirate vs the robot ninja (Cervantes vs Yoshimitsu

)...

However, I'd like to turn your attention to the Werepirateninja.

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#2148 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 04 October 2005 - 01:46 PM

That. Is. BRILLIANT!

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Posted 04 October 2005 - 07:08 PM

Argh! Stupid global warming!

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Posted 04 October 2005 - 09:35 PM

Oh we're going to play the graph game eh?

Well beat this:

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#2151 Slade

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 08:56 AM

Hehehe... Doesn't top the intelligence over forum reading time graph though...

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#2152 StantheGarbageMan

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 02:22 PM

Hmm, I think werewolves, vampires and zombies have a sort of triangular relationship: Zombies can kill werewolves, werewolves can kill vampires, and vampires can kill zombies, if they bite the other.

#2153 barend

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 06:35 PM

vampires need constant replenishment of living blood to maintain their health. Should they drink undead blood it would be quite bad for them...

werewolves are ridiculously stong, but vampires have the most actual powers.

zombies would be torn down by either...

there at the bottom...

ghouls, ghasts, banshees, golems, death knights, liches, and other undead bitches would all nail them.

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#2154 Wayne

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 06:38 PM

But of course, a human has nothing on a zombie, unless they are of course bruce campbell.

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:10 PM

the things bruce campbell fought were more like ghasts or juju zombies or some shit...

i'm quite confident i konw enough kung fu to take out a few zombies before getting torn to shreds...

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:32 PM

"Just bonk them over the head, that seems to be working!"

I can say with some certainty that if zombies invaded, I would start looting.

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:55 PM

That's what I'd do. Then after that I'd lure a zombie to go on a treadmill. He'd be stuck in one place, just trudging away not getting anywhere. And I would laugh. I would laugh like the madman I am.

#2158 barend

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 08:52 PM

i would experiment on them in an underground facility and try and teach them to operate portable stereos....

#2159 Zatoichi

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 10:04 PM

I'd just pick up anything that would be useful for hacking off limbs. There could be a horde of zombies, but they make molaces look fast. I doubt that they couldn't dodge anything worth a damn either.

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Posted 06 October 2005 - 11:35 AM

Zombies are slow shambling reanimated rotting corpses. They're all squishy, and are only a threat in large numbers or if people are having sex. The best equipment would be a good large slashing sword and a riot shield, but barring that, I have an affinity for pipe wrenches. Werewolves would tear them apart, and the only way zombies would win would be if they populated literally every living thing on the planet. The werewolves would need to feed off of one another until there was one left, and then he'd starve or go mad or get eaten by a zombie when he turned back into a human or something...

I'd get them to play GameCube with me... Stan, that is brilliant!

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