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Posted 08 June 2005 - 01:28 AM

Jif with honey?

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 12:27 PM

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 09:49 PM

there's no amount of honey that will make that right...
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 12:11 AM

Actually, I think, based on the volume to plastic ratio of the container, multiplied by the inverse square of the logarithmic equation to the power of the number of functions on the nozzle over Planck's Constant times the proportions of exact space-time co-ordinate of the proportion between John Wilkes Booth killing Abraham Lincoln and Alexander Hamilton killing Aaron Burr, we come out with 572.6675498L of honey required.
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 03:24 AM

You do realise that planks constant is in the range of 10^-34, right? So dividing by it should get you an incredibly high number, moreso then your other constants. Hence your answer seems rather low.
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 11:53 AM

I always hated math, or equations like that, or graphs, or those damn congruant triangles, or anything with numbers, or Pi...

...That's why I always took art classes. innocent.gif
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 12:59 PM

*watches the talk go whooshing over his head*
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 01:52 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Jun 9 2005, 12:59 PM)
*watches the talk go whooshing over his head*


There, there. smile.gif
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 02:56 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Jun 9 2005, 12:59 PM)
*watches the talk go whooshing over his head*

Ditto.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 12:04 AM

Thanks for ruining it, Sime. dry.gif Would you feel better if I used the molar constant instead? Or how about part of Schroedinger's equation?
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 12:49 AM

Well, the molar constant is in the order of 10^23, so it would have just made things tiny. And you can't divide by schoredinger's equation. You could apply the inverse of the SE, but that wouldn't fit in to the context.

And don't worry Chyld/Jane/LTTS, his post was just gibberish anyway, I just wanted to poke some fun tongue.gif
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 01:40 AM

Well, now you've completely ruined it. I hope you're fucking happy.

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Posted 10 June 2005 - 01:49 AM

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Posted 10 June 2005 - 03:09 AM

For some weird reason, someone calling someone else a dick always makes me happy. happy.gif
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 08:37 PM

Jane, your comics are hilarious! Where did you learn to write like that? It's fabulous!
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