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Posted 07 January 2008 - 06:02 AM



To be richer than years passed

i suppose i should practice my saving skills


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Posted 07 January 2008 - 06:07 AM

Or work in a brothel.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:51 AM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jan 7 2008, 12:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But for now you're only considering that you might possibly thinking about it, eventually, having some potential?

Potentially yes.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 11:40 AM

-Stop making resolutions.
-find pants that fit
-take an art class
-take voice lessons
-take a sewing class
-talk about and investigate opening a deli
-play more board games
-go on a blind date
-take up yoga or something stress relieving
-become a vegetarian for a month
-stop taking crap.
I like the last one best, I think.
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 04:15 AM

People actually make these things?
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune

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Posted 04 February 2008 - 07:27 PM

To loose enough weight to get into a Misissipi reseraunt.
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Posted 04 February 2008 - 07:48 PM

Oh brother, I heard about that. That bill didn't pass, did it? Last I heard it wasn't supported at all and had no hope... Man, that's entirely too much governmental control. If someone wants to eat himself to death, that's his right...
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 06:48 AM

I don’t usually bother with these things because I firmly believe you're just setting your self up to be knocked down making these damn things. However there are lots of things here that have too much sense to ignore so mine will be,

- Resist temptation to drop out of uni
- To stop thinking to myself I should ask this girl I like out and actually do it
- Get a part time job to better fund my drinking
- or cut down on it perhaps
- Loose the smokes completely (I've been practically off for a while now)
- Stop putting off getting my Driving licence

That’s enough for 2008 I think

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So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 07:04 AM

Are you sure you're not actually Chyld from the slightly recent past, Casual? tongue.gif (He's a smoker-drinker, and I think it took him a while to get his license.)
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 07:10 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 5 2008, 12:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you sure you're not actually Chyld from the slightly recent past, Casual? tongue.gif (He's a smoker-drinker, and I think it took him a while to get his license.)


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No I think we just share a set of common problems.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 09:35 AM

Heh, I got a chuckle out of that. Thanks guys.

Anyway, my new year's resolution is still intact. It's harder than it sounds honestly. Especially when you juggle around the thought that you may be manic (one of my worst fears as well; I think I should have posted that in the phobias thread). I think it's a good solid anchor for me at least. I normally don't believe in the whole resolution thing but this has been working for me for a while now. It's less to do with New Year's and more to do with actual will.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 02:13 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 5 2008, 12:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you sure you're not actually Chyld from the slightly recent past, Casual? tongue.gif (He's a smoker-drinker, and I think it took him a while to get his license.)
Worryingly enough, you're not far wrong. Although I have long kicked the smoking habit, both tobaccoy (mostly due to lack of money, and realising "This fucking sucks") and cannabased (a combination of girlfriendiness and the aforementioned "This fucking sucks"). Still working on the driving license thing though, cross bollocks I'll be driving within two months though.

Oh yeah, and asking girls out is a good idea. Fortunatly, I don't have to do that (having a neurotic, but otherwise perfect girlfriend), but I know how bloody scary it is. Just believe it'll all go well and then do it. Trust me, I'm an idiot wink.gif
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 12:24 AM

NExt years resolution is already set:

give up on everything.... I'm too old, fuck it.

NExt year I'm going to start wearing pants that come up to my armpits and shave the top of my head and walk around pretending to be deaf.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 05:37 AM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Feb 6 2008, 07:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh yeah, and asking girls out is a good idea. Fortunatly, I don't have to do that (having a neurotic, but otherwise perfect girlfriend), but I know how bloody scary it is. Just believe it'll all go well and then do it. Trust me, I'm an idiot wink.gif


It's like Abe Simpson said "dammit you'd think this would get easier with time!"

While the smoking is gone I seem to drink more to compensate, I think I have a level of vice that I need to fill and if I can’t spread it out over lots of things it all goes into one thing. dry.gif
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 07:04 AM

Obviously, your solution is to find a stable relationship and a lot of birth control. tongue.gif
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