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Herd Of Cows? They Hadn't! Monday December 3rd, 2007

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Posted 10 December 2007 - 09:11 AM

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Scary Cows Spark Rescue Mission
Updated:11:05, Wednesday July 11, 2007

Seven schoolgirls have sparked a major search and rescue mission - after being frightened by a herd of cows.

The terrified pupils, aged 14 and 15, were on a geography field trip in Swanage, Dorset, when they sent out an SOS.

They were dropped off three miles from their outdoor centre and told to find their way back using a map.

But the teenagers, from St Albans in Hertfordshire, got stuck on a hill when they came across a herd of cows in a field blocking their way.

A coastguard rescue team, police and an ambulance were scrambled to rescue them after one of the girls called for help on her mobile phone.

A Hertfordshire County Council spokeswoman said: "The children were concerned because they realised they were going to have to walk through a field with cows in it.

"They called their parents and then the centre.

"Someone from the centre went out to meet them and persuaded them the cows weren't dangerous.

"They got to the other side of the field but were feeling tired and it started to rain so someone from the centre called the coastguards."

The Year 10 girls were on a residential field trip run by the Allnatt Group as part of their geography coursework and were staying at the Chatsworth Centre in Swanage.

Maire Lynch, the headteacher of Loreto College in St Albans, said: "None of the girls suffered any injuries, although one girl who complained of feeling cold was taken to hospital to be checked over by medical staff.

"She was discharged later the same night."

She said two other girls were suffering from aching knees and all three were resting at the centre while the others continued their activities.

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Jesus Christ, what can I say in their defense? They're not American, they're fellow Brits. They're not so entrenched in city life they'd think meat grows on trees, as they come from a town only 20 miles or so from me, and I know full well that folks here know what cows are. So they're just plain thick. Great, we've not just caught The Stupid, we're contagious.
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 11:00 AM

They didn’t know anything about cows because they didn’t need to learn about cows growing up in a metropolitan landscape. Ironically, they have the same mindset as the cows they were afraid of.
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 01:31 PM

Ok, now that the horror's worn off, I want pitches for the made for tv movie as well as some ideas for who we'll get for the starring role. You each have two minutes.

Here's mine.

Revenge of Bovinus!

Paris Hilton and Alicia Silverstone with Pauly Shore as the center director and Margaret Thatcher as the lone coast guard ranger sent to their rescue.

Tagline: Did you ever wonder what the Beefeaters guard the queen from?

Plot: The center for mismatched youths is on a wilderness hike. A goth chick, a preppy, a slacker, a jock and a brain discover strange piles of brown alien matter, perhaps the diggested bodies of children like themselves!!! Flashback to scientists in laboratory, "We increased the cows brain mass, as a result they got smarter" "blargh you cant kill me youre my creation DO NOT WANT" etc. Now the mismatched teens must hold out on a hill against the impossible waves of cattle agressors as they learn the true meaning of Christmas. Coming to Theaters this holiday season.

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Posted 10 December 2007 - 01:36 PM

Lindsey Lohan is the obvious choice for leading role.
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 08:29 PM

Stupid cows...

...afraid of cattle.
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