ARGH MY EROTIC VICTORIAN TOASTER PORN! It's gone!
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 05:01 AM
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#2
Posted 08 December 2007 - 09:27 AM
Seriously...thats a little messed up
At first i thought "toaster" meant cylons
but what kind of pleasure can be exacted from a TOASTER!!!!
I mean unless you liked to get burned...
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 01:45 PM
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 12:05 AM
God knows there's enough paintings of it on the internets.
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#6
Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:17 PM
oh
well thats just as interesting
as it sounds painful and disturbing
Duct tape is like the force....
There's a lightside, a darkside
and it holds everything together
There are too many people in the world...We need another plague -Dwight K. Shrute [The Office]
#7
Posted 14 December 2007 - 06:52 AM
God knows there's enough paintings of it on the internets.
DeviantArt is great, huh?
This post has been edited by Slade: 14 December 2007 - 06:52 AM
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#8
Posted 16 December 2007 - 02:30 AM
Akhem, chapter one: Johnny Toaster Fucks a Kitchen Appliance.
JT as he wsa called had always wondered about his name. Had his mother been quite rigged out on the epidural when she named him? The doctors really ought to have waited a bit. Or perhaps he had some toaster (or, he mused, Johnny) related destiny before him. A sexy toaster (or Johnny) related destiny full of erotic things that are very sensual. Toasters, after all, are the most sensual of kitchen appliances. True, microwaves and ovens might be larger, but they lacked appendages and motion. And a dishwasher or blender would be more moist and welcoming, but only until it started off working. Yes, Johnny thought, a toaster is very erotic. Almost as erotic as the victorian era.
The thing that was so erotic about the Victorian era was that everyone was so proper and sexually repressed. One man and his sex slave toaster could create a sexy sexy revolution in a time like that, and it was this destiny that had led to him being named Johnny Toaster. He was to start a sexy sexy revolution for people who wore cravats and frock coats while discussing their wanescotting.
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Posted 23 December 2007 - 09:51 PM
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Posted 23 December 2007 - 10:52 PM
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#12
Posted 25 December 2007 - 03:21 PM
"It was us who schorched the sky, but the machines found a boundless energy source: the human orgasm"
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 12:06 PM
"It was us who schorched the sky, but the machines found a boundless energy source: the human orgasm"
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Posted 15 April 2008 - 05:04 AM