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I've never been embarrassed by feminine hygiene ads, except for the time when my little brother asked me to explain what those things were...
dumb commercials man, I feel like insulted
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 01:45 PM
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 04:18 PM
not really embarassed, just grossed out. alot of women think its rediculous for men to feel that way, but the other day i saw a commercial where a tampon was mistaken for a candy bar. just because male hygeine commercials arent so rediculous ive taken criticism for freaking out at that ad (and others) I have never seen one where someone mistakes some jock-itch powder for salt and put it on their popcorn!
people should be grossed out regardless of sex
people should be grossed out regardless of sex
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 08:28 PM
Heh, I remember that one. These girls are sitting in class and one asks her neighbor for a tampon. As she's passing it the teacher says "I hope you brought enough for the whole class." Then the girl says "Just enough for the girls." ~Queue girl giggles~ (teeheehee) 
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 08:46 PM
I remember that one! (tee-hee)
I was visiting a lady friend today. In the sense we know each other from church and have met in small groups for over a decade. She is a good friend, and in her 70's. Doesn't look it, neither am in interested in her in any other way than a caring sort. Today's visit was to help her understand how to operated her new satellite remote. I introduced her to the simpsons which was on and now she has an open mind in that regard. ("you choo-choo-choose, ME?")
anyway, an ad for cialis or some erectile dysfunction commercial came on and first I ignored it ("My Man knows what he needs" or some other rubbish) and then commented. "I hate those commercials" ("erections of over four hours may need medical attention") and she commented how her mother was schocked over the Jane Russell commercials (the playtex 18-hour bra) and was glad her mom didn't have to see today's ads.
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"Just enough for the girls" yeah, that was cute.
I was visiting a lady friend today. In the sense we know each other from church and have met in small groups for over a decade. She is a good friend, and in her 70's. Doesn't look it, neither am in interested in her in any other way than a caring sort. Today's visit was to help her understand how to operated her new satellite remote. I introduced her to the simpsons which was on and now she has an open mind in that regard. ("you choo-choo-choose, ME?")
anyway, an ad for cialis or some erectile dysfunction commercial came on and first I ignored it ("My Man knows what he needs" or some other rubbish) and then commented. "I hate those commercials" ("erections of over four hours may need medical attention") and she commented how her mother was schocked over the Jane Russell commercials (the playtex 18-hour bra) and was glad her mom didn't have to see today's ads.
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"Just enough for the girls" yeah, that was cute.
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 08:54 PM
That reminds me, does anyone else now wish to brutally murder Bob and his wife with smile that's somehow creepier than his from the Enzite commercials? It's gotten to the point where every time I hear that damn whistling and "This is Bob (blah, blah, blah)" I want to take my knife to his naturally enhanced member and wipe that god-awful grin off his face.
It's just creepy, dammit!
It's just creepy, dammit!
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 10:08 PM
Damn I hate those commercials with the so called Bob.
When I first saw one of those commercials, the one with the business meeting with the Asian guys, it made me laugh like clown on pot.
But then I saw the commercial again and again and again, soon after seeing the commercials a couple dozen times they became damn right annoying!
When I first saw one of those commercials, the one with the business meeting with the Asian guys, it made me laugh like clown on pot.
But then I saw the commercial again and again and again, soon after seeing the commercials a couple dozen times they became damn right annoying!
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 10:34 PM
Comedy Central shows them all the damn time. And the cialis...those were first featured during the super bowl. Jon Stewart pointed out the whole 4 hour erection thing. "Erections lasting over four hours, though rare....what the fuck?"
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 10:36 PM
I just hate how the brunt of those tampon ads is always the male. As if we don't know what one is.
I live in a house with my mom and my sister. My other sister also used to live here. I know what a fucking tampon is.
Retards.
I live in a house with my mom and my sister. My other sister also used to live here. I know what a fucking tampon is.
Retards.
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 11:08 PM
Damn straight. Those erectile disfunction commercials always crack me up.
"If an erection persists for more than four hours, seek medical attention."
I can just hear someone dialing 911 and screaming "HELP! IT WON'T GO DOWN!" to a baffled operator. Hehe, gets me every time!
"If an erection persists for more than four hours, seek medical attention."
I can just hear someone dialing 911 and screaming "HELP! IT WON'T GO DOWN!" to a baffled operator. Hehe, gets me every time!
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 11:49 PM
"help, it won't go down... i think my wife is actually getting satisfied! stop it, stop it!"
erectile disfunction should only be considered so if it lasts for less than an hour....
erectile disfunction should only be considered so if it lasts for less than an hour....
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Posted 12 August 2004 - 12:06 AM
lol despondent/slade whenever i hear "In the rare event that an erection lasts for more than four hours" i want to end it with "you may be superman and should stay away from kryptonite"
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Posted 12 August 2004 - 05:22 AM
I'm another female that hates the tampon ads.
Why do they have to be funny?
I can't stand the one where a man is bouncing one up and down letting the cat play with it.
Cute?
Yukk!
Why do they have to be funny?
I can't stand the one where a man is bouncing one up and down letting the cat play with it.
Cute?
Yukk!
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Posted 12 August 2004 - 09:14 AM
Well, the guy is obviously a retard. I just didn't get that ad for ages, because I find it difficult to belive that a fully grown man could get a tampon confused with a toy mouse.
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Posted 12 August 2004 - 09:55 AM
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except for the time when my little brother asked me to explain what those things were...
Much hate for little brothers. Once when I was about 12, I had some close female friends over. I went out in the living room in my bra to find a shirt out of the dryer. My little brother saw me. "Cole, why are you wearing that? You don't have boobies yet!" I turned bright red, and then proceded to kick his little ass.
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