[Spoon Poetic]

Oh, Spoon: Yea or Nay?

Or.
And vehemently so.

This post has been edited by Spoon Poetic: 26 March 2009 - 10:56 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

Spoon, your mother was a hamster. I believe this has been well documenbted. You have revealed yourself, sir.

Vesuvius - Crustant croissint pissant. THe spirits are bout to speak. Shoes burn poorly, and a croissant will always be a buttery flakey french pastry n o matter what you and your fascist dough boy try to impose upon me,

And you call me the nationalist!

Your mindless devotion to skub makes you worst than a Nationalist. It makes you a Twilight fanboy!

[J m HofMarN]

Twilight is like a non threatening vampire romance fanfic that somehow made it into print, and then made it into the hands of girls. The fact that you are aware of it means you are almost certainly a girl.

[Spoon Poetic]

But Jm, you just gave an in-depth explanation of Twilight. So that must mean you're like some kind of uber girl.

...That explains so much!

[Vesuvius]

JM, you've painted yourself into a corner here with your infallible knowledge on girly vampire flicks.

Resign now, and put your hatred of the Pillsbury Dough Boy to rest. It's alright, he's already been cooked into a delicious, warm, and flaky pastry. Just chill out, and enjoy...

...all while watching Twilight on BluRay. Skub!

[J m HofMarN]

Spoon - I am THE uber girl. Nietzche said so.

Vesuvius - Very well! I resign these forums. This will now be my goodbye thread that lasts for months.

[Otal Nimrodi]

I'll explain why Skub is wrong.

Because there is a cake in orbit between Jupiter and Mars.

[Gobbler]

That makes complete sense.


Which is also why eventually the ducks will win.

But then again, it's not really that sound an argument.
The ducks will still win though.

This post has been edited by Gobbler: 28 March 2009 - 12:46 PM

[Vesuvius]

Otal - Rightly so, didn't you know that the rings around Saturn were made of vanilla frosted cupcakes?

JM - You don't have to leave since bringing in the philosophy of Nietzsche. Thou art highly regarded now. Please, I insist, Skub all you like now.

Some kind of way, Skub can exist while the cupcakes make their annual orbit through the galaxy. Now if only the white powdery substance could be identified that is located in Cookie Monster's sock drawer.

[J m HofMarN]

nO. i'M TOTALLY LEAVING. fuck all of you guys, especially you and you. You are all so think your high and mighty well youre not! i wouldnt let you regard me highly if you paid me! save your high regards for the high colonic youre getting courtesy of my foot!

edit: not only do i resign the nonsense debate, but i am putting some of you on my simulated ignore list. perhaps occasionally i will allow a post through....?

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 18 April 2009 - 04:54 AM

[Spoon Poetic]

You're such a communalist, Jm.

[Vesuvius]

Jm, you need to calm down, now. Don't you know that all of this heated debating isn't good for your heart?

What you are trying to do here?! You better not put me on ignore or delete my posts or you'll wish you had fixed my breakfast a long time ago.

[J m HofMarN]

If I were not ignoring you spoon, I would point out that the iroquis indians and the choctaw and sioux lived in log houses and hated you. I agree with them.

And you, Vesuivius. You are now on my perma-ignore list. By continuing to debate with me you drive me underground, and soon the shit will really hit the fan.

[Vesuvius]

Go! Go ahead and leave then Jm!

Leave! Leave these forums! You're just like your father, you smack dealing, heroine shootin', pancake eatin' straw hat wearin', snootin farbuncle, with the helping of oreos and quick biscuits!

And learn to spell my name right, dorfball, or feel my wrath, over teh internets!

[barend]

And learn to spell my name right, dorfball, or feel my wrath, over teh internets!

Who do you think you're calling a doorbell?