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"Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners" Sunday, October 14, 2007

#16 Heccubus

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Posted 15 October 2007 - 03:46 PM

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"My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots,"

If this man actually sat down and thought about this, eventually arriving at this conclusion... I have great fear for the future of robo-studies.

The plus side to all of this, of course, would be sexbots. It's like "Tripping The Rift" come true!

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 09:11 AM

Think of all the mods you could get, too. Maybe a cupholder in the lower back? Hmmm so many possibilities.

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Posted 16 October 2007 - 10:54 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 14 2007, 05:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

THose moving mechanical parts will only enhance the experience.

Or it could miscalculate and crush my manhood. No thanks.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 06:10 AM

Kind of like a real person.

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 09:38 AM

So the robot law would cause it to NOT hurt a person? Because I'm thinking the folks who pony up one of these things wouldn't get their money's worth if that's the case. Just a presumption...

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Posted 17 October 2007 - 10:03 PM

Ok all jokes aside
does anyone really think this a good idea?
No need to got out in to the world and find real love

i'll just settle for a robot, one that in the event of my death
will not morn me and just be sold off and have a new partner
Repating this cycle every 50 years.

People that is not a good solution to anything.
Oh your wife or husband dies? No worries when you've got a robot
I'll say again has I,Robot or Battlestar Galactica tought us NOTHING!

Even AI is a good example in this cases
Maybe im paranoid but even those
robot vacuum things freak me out.

This will come back to bite humanity,
i just hope im not around to see it

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#22 Cobnat

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 12:38 AM

First the get into our beds, then they control us! Then the world is over in an orgy of sex making and groin crushing.

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 04:17 PM

Ahh, so the University of Maastricht is that fabled "doing really cool yet utterly pointless experiments instead of studying and writing essays" university. I should have gone there, and done something like seeing if mice can play the ukelele, rather than wasting a future £10000 on pot and philosophy.

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 05:55 PM

Honestly, Jade, I think a real relationship with a real partner would be much more fulfilling. This would only be an advanced form of masturbation. If people were to MARRY their 'partner' I would likely think of it as marrying a marital aid.

#25 Cobnat

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 08:26 PM

QUOTE (reiner @ Oct 18 2007, 02:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Obviously you have never read Chobits.

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 09:08 PM

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 17 2007, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i love you trujade,..can i date you?

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#27 barend

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 09:16 PM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 16 2007, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Or it could miscalculate and crush my manhood. No thanks.

But it won't remove your balls and put them in it's handbag.

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 17 2007, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ok all jokes aside

What jokes?

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 17 2007, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

does anyone really think this a good idea?

Yes.

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 17 2007, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No need to got out in to the world and find real love

i'll just settle for a robot, one that in the event of my death
will not morn me and just be sold off and have a new partner
Repating this cycle every 50 years.

Not mourning my death and moving on is still a pretty good deal. At least she'll wait untill I'm dead and not only untill she notices one of my friends is a bit better looking and leaves me after only two years leaving me to mourn.

Everything about marrying a robot sounds awsome.

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 17 2007, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

People that is not a good solution to anything.
Oh your wife or husband dies? No worries when you've got a robot

Why would I have a wife to begin with when there are robots around?

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 17 2007, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'll say again has I,Robot or Battlestar Galactica tought us NOTHING!

That Robots are smarter than humans and sometimes are even hotter.

Don't get me wrong... people who get those 'real dolls' are freaks.

When they start making ^these babies, I'll be waiting at the end of the assembly line

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Posted 18 October 2007 - 10:48 PM

Hey two words: fantasy orifices.

That's right, why settle for reproducing what nature has achieved, when we can tweak and modify according to the customer's whims and requests?

"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).