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Posted 16 September 2007 - 11:13 PM

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Pet camel kills Australian woman
A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her.

The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland.

The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets.

The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions.

On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire.

It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour.

"I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," the Associated Press news agency quoted Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory as saying.

Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets.


BBC article (no pix, sorry)


thanks to Dr Lecter (who else) for this article.

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Posted 16 September 2007 - 11:34 PM

Amazing; being raped to death by a camel, what a way to go. I bet the husband is really jealous.
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 07:52 AM

Oh, heavens... sick.gif

Well, I'm sure if the camel's shlong didn't get to her, the asphyxiation sure did... wink.gif
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 03:56 PM

Thats horrible

who gives a camel as a pet?
honestly if i wasn't being sexed

to death then it would've
been something else

like being drowned in camel spit

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 03:28 AM

Meanwhile, in heaven…

Angel #1= So how did you die again?

Angel #2= I was raped to death…

Angel #1= Oh, sorry to hear that.

Angel #2= …by a camel.

Angel #1= HAHAHAHA!

God= Hey what’s the commotion!?

Angel #1= Get this! She was raped to death…

God= Sorry to hear that.

Angel #1= …by a camel!

God= HAHAHAHA!
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:11 PM

ill admit i was drinking earlier, because when i read the title of this topic, i thought it said "owner smothers lover with caramel"

cause there was one time, i got rather kinky, and did smother my lover with heated caramel. i know, im a bad girl, right?
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:28 PM

I totally would rather read that story.
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