Gallagher's 2000 Strip Club Commercial Monday, August 20, 2007
#1
Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:23 PM
Gallagher's 2000 is a strip club in New York City (Queens, to be precise) that has long entertained me with fantastic commercials. They don't make new commercials very often but their latest, which has aired for at least a year now, features space aliens and, well, why don't you just watch for yourself:
Their previous commercial featured giant, 200-foot-tall women dancing through a cityscape and gyrating their scantily clad bottoms around large skyscrapers. It was truly impressive but, sadly, I do not have a recording of that commercial . . . YET!
This commercial features space aliens who have travelled to Earth just to see the lovely ladies of Gallagher's 2000. Surely if Gallagher's 2000 attracts the attention of space aliens (who, presumably, could travel just as quickly to any strip club on the planet) then this strip club must be worth checking out!
When the Supreme Commander appears on their viewscreen to order the explorers to return to the mothership, the aliens quickly come up with a story about a busted fan belt and then go to Gallagher's 2000 for some lap dances.
This commercial appeals to all of us. We all feel alienated sometimes. And we all lie to our bosses so that we can go to a strip club and shirk our responsibilities. Furthermore, we are all perverts.
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#3
Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:57 PM
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#5
Posted 21 August 2007 - 12:41 AM
Anyway, that doesn't look like such a great strip club, but what a great ad!
#6
Posted 21 August 2007 - 01:58 AM
Clothed women = why am I listening?
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#7
Posted 21 August 2007 - 10:35 AM
Anyway, that doesn't look like such a great strip club, but what a great ad!
I mean from my view on strip clubs:
(1) Take off your clothes for attention and dance around to get money.
(2) Then as I read a year ago they charge tax on the money the strippers get.
I find it boring to watch.
Joke: Unless I was using a dummy to get me money. For me it seems no different to watching a box of fishing worms wriggle around except the strippers have rights, the worms don't and the tease is the opposite way round.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 21 August 2007 - 10:38 AM
#8
Posted 21 August 2007 - 01:34 PM
Also, unstripping, by nature is kind of like a double negative wherein stripping means to take off, so not stripping would be leaving your clothes on or putting more clothes on.
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#9
Posted 21 August 2007 - 02:32 PM
Anyway, that doesn't look like such a great strip club, but what a great ad!
Just wait until I find the other Gallagher's Ad. It's awesome.
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#12
Posted 21 August 2007 - 11:43 PM
(1) Take off your clothes for attention and dance around to get money.
Yeah, I think I've found why you've had such bad experiences there. You're meant to sit down and let the strippers take their clothes off. They probably kicked you out the moment you got your pants off and, as a result, you missed all the action by the sounds of things.
This post has been edited by barend: 21 August 2007 - 11:53 PM
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#13
Posted 22 August 2007 - 04:22 AM
Wrong. I never went to a strip club. I saw them on television. I would never spend my time or money on places like that. Thankfully there are no strip clubs near and no flashers around.
Barend if that is how you think then maybe it happened to you as you described making you a flasher.
#14
Posted 22 August 2007 - 09:35 PM
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#15
Posted 23 August 2007 - 07:12 AM
Joke: What would you rather do, spend your money on silly trips ridiciously irrationally pointlessly Costing lots using bimbo slaves (except the customers can end up being the slaves at the rate they spend interacting) or would you rather save that money for tools that can serve you and be your friend for the rest of your life?
Strip Clubs
Simple tactics raking in profits Casting lame unclothed bimbos
Sorry I didn't mean to insult every dancer as I see that some don't have much of a choice. I think it is degrading both ways.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 23 August 2007 - 07:16 AM