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Jury duty excuse: I'm a racist, homophobic liar Wednesday, July 10, 2007

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Posted 11 July 2007 - 09:50 AM

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Jury duty excuse: I'm a racist, homophobic liar
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BARNSTABLE, Massachusetts (AP) -- A Cape Cod man who claimed he was homophobic, racist and a habitual liar to avoid jury duty earned an angry rebuke from a judge on Monday, who referred the case to prosecutors for possible charges.

Daniel Ellis' excuses to try to get out of jury duty didn't sit well with the judge.

"In 32 years of service in courtrooms, as a prosecutor, as a defense attorney and now as a judge, I have quite frankly never confronted such a brazen situation of an individual attempting to avoid juror service," Barnstable Superior Court Judge Gary Nickerson told Daniel Ellis, according to a preliminary court transcript of the exchange.

Ellis, of Falmouth, had been called to court with about 60 other potential jurors for possible service on a 23-member grand jury.

On a questionnaire that all potential jurors fill out, Ellis wrote that he didn't like homosexuals and blacks. He then echoed those sentiments in an interview with Nickerson.

"You say on your form that you're not a fan of homosexuals," Nickerson said.

"That I'm a racist," Ellis interrupted.

"I'm frequently found to be a liar, too. I can't really help it," Ellis added.

"I'm sorry?" Nickerson said.

"I said I'm frequently found to be a liar," Ellis replied.

"So, are you lying to me now?" Nickerson asked.

"Well, I don't know. I might be," was the response.

Ellis then admitted he really didn't want to serve on a jury.

"I have the distinct impression that you're intentionally trying to avoid jury service," Nickerson said.

"That's true," Ellis answered.

Nickerson ordered Ellis taken into custody. He was released later Monday morning.

Ellis could face perjury and other charges.

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Everyone says they're going to do this when they're summoned for jury duty but I didn't think anyone actually did it. I thought everyone also knew that if you tried something like this you'd probably be put in prison.

Live and learn, dude.

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:20 PM

Oops! I had this posted in a hidden location accidentally for the last week. Thanks to barend for letting me know my error. smile.gif
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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:36 PM

Hmmm... I think he got this one from Sarah Silverman. biggrin.gif
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 12:02 AM

I would jump at the chance to do jury... I'd pull a homer and stretch out the case to get the hotel action.

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Posted 20 July 2007 - 12:09 AM

I think the movies sort of glorify jury duty; they paint it as some heroic thing when, really, it's just you in a room with a bunch of other people using your opinions to sway the case. It's sad, really. sad.gif
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 12:55 AM

The people they generally select are quite sad.


hmmm... will I get off on self defence, or will a room ful of slack jawed yokels from a trailer park see me fry on the electric chair... cant' wait to find out.
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 01:02 AM

Careful; you, too, could be one of those slack-jawed yokels! tongue.gif
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 06:15 PM

If he could have just gotten the execution down, it would have been smooth sailing. Ah, oh well..
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Posted 20 July 2007 - 08:10 PM

Yeah; jury duty's no fun. sad.gif
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 09:21 AM

I had juryduty once and loved it. Got a nice civil trial in an old south courtroom, and it wrapped up in a day. Days prior to that were spent working on correspondence and being sent home mid-day. How was your experience?
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 10:58 AM

seriously, if he really wanted to get out of jury duty, he should have been way more subtle about it.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 11:12 AM

Yes, he probably did overdo the thing. Still, it was fun to read about. tongue.gif
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 01:15 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Jul 11 2007, 06:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Everyone says they're going to do this when they're summoned for jury duty but I didn't think anyone actually did it. I thought everyone also knew that if you tried something like this you'd probably be put in prison.

Live and learn, dude.

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That redneck is a bloody genius.

But this begs the question: Why wouldn’t you want to have power over judicial courts? Especially if the penalty could be death? I would be in the jury just for that, to have a chance to send something to death row, even if their not guilty because I want to make a change in someone’s life… and to support that system, yeah that’s it, support the system.
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