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the H-(omo)-Bomb Jun 8, 2007 9:03 pm US/Pacific

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 11:27 PM

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Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
Jun 8, 2007 9:03 pm US/Pacific

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."

Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.

"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.

"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay," explained Hammond.

The Pentagon told CBS 5 that the proposal was made by the Air Force in 1994.

"The Department of Defense is committed to identifying, researching and developing non-lethal weapons that will support our men and women in uniform," said a DOD spokesperson, who indicated that the "gay bomb" idea was quickly dismissed.

However, Hammond said the government records he obtained suggest the military gave the plan much stronger consideration than it has acknowledged.

"The truth of the matter is it would have never come to my attention if it was dismissed at the time it was proposed," he said. "In fact, the Pentagon has used it repeatedly and subsequently in an effort to promote non-lethal weapons, and in fact they submitted it to the highest scientific review body in the country for them to consider."

Military officials insisted Friday to CBS 5 that they are not currently working on any such idea and that the past plan was abandoned.

Gay community leaders in California said Friday that they found the notion of a "gay bomb" both offensive and almost laughable at the same time.

"Throughout history we have had so many brave men and women who are gay and lesbian serving the military with distinction," said Geoff Kors of Equality California. "So, it's just offensive that they think by turning people gay that the other military would be incapable of doing their job. And its absurd because there's so much medical data that shows that sexual orientation is immutable and cannot be changed."


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thanks to Jane Sherwood for this queer story

I think spraying them with liquid exctasy and punping dance music at the enemy would be far more effective.

it was pretty presumptous for them to think any chemical was going to make them bust loose, drop everything, and start going at it...

or that everyone would suddenly be gay...
unless they were planning to go to war against the philippines*... wink.gif






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Posted 20 June 2007 - 01:31 AM

…they stole my idea…
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Posted 20 June 2007 - 11:30 AM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Jun 20 2007, 02:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
…they stole my idea…

Mine too. sad.gif
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Posted 24 June 2007 - 11:38 AM

I think the military has tried and funded more absurd ideas before. I remember there was something about explosive animals being released into enemy bases before as well. Those wacky engineers. They get an A+ for creativity at least. I can see them all sitting in a basement, decked out in rubber suits and goggles surrounded by Tesla coils going...

'Yeah, how about a GAY bomb'
'The bomb is gay?'
'No no, it makes people gay.'
'.. ah what the hell, it's been a slow week.'

This reminds me...

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Posted 24 June 2007 - 12:27 PM

That's actually where I first saw the article. biggrin.gif

The whole idea just strikes me as hilarious in I don't know how many ways, but one of the chief ones was due to the fact that it immediately brought to mind about half a dozen old stand-up acts I'd seen about gays in the military.

...Which I would be quoting at length if I could remember them verbatim.
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Posted 26 June 2007 - 10:18 AM

At one point I'm pretty sure there was a military project underway to use people with psychic powers as spies.
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Posted 26 June 2007 - 11:33 AM

You know, I'd imagine those would be the hardest people for the government to round up if they didn't want to work for them. You know, being psychic and all, you'd have to think they'd see it coming and take the necessary preventative measures.

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Posted 26 June 2007 - 01:18 PM

I think that's pretty funny, and I'd like to see such a weapon in our arsenal. Come on now, don't have a hissy.
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 08:54 AM

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...a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay..


because gayness is caused by a chemical imbalance... or a genetic disorder... or a lack of vitamins ... it's a disease anyway, right?
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 12:00 PM

The government would have to find true aphrodesiacs before they ever tried something as ridiculous as this, and to date, real aphrodesiacs don't seem to exist (so you can stop grinding rhinocerous horns into powder and selling them as sex drugs). The closest thing in actual existence are drugs such as alcohol and marijuana, and the effects of those drugs are far more widespread, but would probably be more effective at debilitating soldiers if they could somehow all be coerced into consuming them...

Also, am I the only one who heard about this three or four years ago? This is really old news for me...
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 01:57 PM

Heheh...marijuana smoke bombs! Surrender, and you can have Cheetos and chips!

(Actually, this was the first time I ever heard about it.)
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