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Cows rampage in Norway Wednesday, April 14, 2004

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 02:55 AM

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Cows rampage in Norway
Wednesday, April 14, 2004

In a bizarre series of incidents, two farmers in different parts of the country were hospitalized after being attacked by cows. Elsewhere, four men narrowly missed having their car crushed by a crash-landing cow.

http://www.aftenpost...ticle353179.ece


This reminds me of the time when I got a paper cut and then like less than a week later Chefelf got a paper cut too. That was like totally a bizarre series of events, man.
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Posted 14 April 2004 - 07:23 AM

Oh no, the cows are rising to take back what is rightfully theirs! Norway!
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Posted 14 April 2004 - 08:22 AM

Upon reading further...

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I was pretty shaken afterwards but I have to admit we had a laugh as well. The whole thing was tragicomic," Kjeldstad said.


So, I mean, I'm just wondering, is there a Norwegian word for tragicomic?
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Posted 14 April 2004 - 09:52 PM

[QUOTE=WalrusOfPlastic,Apr 14 2004, 07:22 AMSo, I mean, I'm just wondering, is there a Norwegian word for tragicomic?[/QUOTE]
of curose there is walkrus,,,.. it BLAHMBABAGO!!!!!

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Posted 15 April 2004 - 01:30 PM

Sounds like a rather vicious episode of Postman Pat to me... biggrin.gif
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Posted 15 April 2004 - 09:50 PM

crash landing cow?

crashlanding from what?





there's a big fat chunk missing from that story!!!
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Posted 15 April 2004 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ Apr 15 2004, 01:30 PM)
Sounds like a rather vicious episode of Postman Pat to me... biggrin.gif

A very moooving episode at that! laugh.gif
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Posted 16 April 2004 - 12:49 PM

Norway had it coming all along.
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Posted 21 April 2004 - 10:09 PM

QUOTE (some A-hole @ Apr 15 2004, 09:50 PM)
crash landing cow?

crashlanding from what?





there's a big fat chunk missing from that story!!!

that was me...


and no one answered my question!!!
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Posted 21 April 2004 - 11:19 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 21 2004, 10:09 PM)
QUOTE (some A-hole @ Apr 15 2004, 09:50 PM)
crash landing cow?

crashlanding from what?





there's a big fat chunk missing from that story!!!

that was me...


and no one answered my question!!!

Crash landing cow? Yes it was.

Crash landing from what? A fall from a great height.

Feel better now. This is what happens when you log in with a pseudonym. People don't know who you are and thus are less inclined to respond until they see you as more of a regular.
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 01:00 AM

snobs...
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Posted 22 April 2004 - 06:55 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 22 2004, 01:00 AM)
snobs...

You'll get over it!
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