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robbing romance? May 29, 2007

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 06:15 PM

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Give me all the cash - and your number, baby!
Thief hits on employee-victim after he and accomplice rob Milwaukee store


MILWAUKEE - A thief found out the hard way that robbing a woman isn't the best way to capture her heart.

Two men robbed a U-Haul truck rental store around 3 p.m. Sunday, taking an unspecified amount of cash, according the store's owner. But instead of fleeing, one man lingered and tried to strike up a conversation with the woman he had just robbed.

"He stuck around and was trying to get the female employee's number," U-Haul store general manager Patrick Sobocinski said. "She said he was just saying, 'Hey, baby, you're pretty fine.'"

According to Sobocinski, one robber went behind the counter, put his hands around both employees' waists and demanded money.

The robber forced one employee to open the register and grabbed cash. Then he forced the workers to the ground and fled, but his accomplice waited for a few moments and then asked one clerk whether she'd go out with him, he said.

"She said he was saying, 'Can I get your number and go out sometime?'" Sobocinski said.

No surprise ending here — the woman turned him down, and he fled.

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girl's are just too picky these days...

if this happened in Australia she would have said yes.


more importantly, why didn't she say yes? the next time he called she'd have his number or find out where he lives, and could tell the cops.

idiot.

This post has been edited by barend: 31 May 2007 - 06:33 PM

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 06:22 PM

It could have been a nice way to rob her of more cash.
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 07:22 AM

Meh. I'd go out with him.
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 11:21 AM

Heh. Well, ideally, he would be rich at this point.
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Posted 01 June 2007 - 12:28 PM

Meh, if you can't do better than "what's your number", you don't deserve anything.
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 12:03 PM

Women are like that. They don't like it when you hit on them at their job.
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 01:49 AM

WHat!??! How about this,
the guy brings flowers and

gets a real job that doesn't see him facing jail time.
Besides not ALL women hate being hit on at there jobs.

As long as it's appropriate and tasteful
oh and they don't fear for their lives!

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