[optimus_prime]

As you all know, I am the Autobot commander, save for a few short debacles in which Hot Rod & Ultra Magnus took the throne away from me.

There is a new Transformers movie coming out on 7/4/07, I hope you all attend this movie. With the advent of the new movie coming out, I have created a sort of game for all to play.

The game is called Autobot or Decepticon. Its an easy game to play, just pick a famous person, and decide if you think they are an autobot or decepticon. you can even use your friends, family members, or whoever.

You can even tell us what you think they would transform into. So be imaginative with your suggestions.

Here are some entries I thought of:

Willie Nelson is an Autobot

George Bush is a Decepticon

Rosie O' Donnell is a Decepticon

Rachel Ray is an Autobot

An insurance agent is a Decepticon.

Osama bin Laden is a Decepticon that can transform into a scud missle.

Big Bird and Cookie Monster are both Autobots

Elmo is a Decepticon spy.

Darth Vader is a Decepticon

Gene Simmons is a Decepticon, and with other KISS members he combines to form the super-robot "Kiss my Ass". Bruce Kulick & Eric Carr are able to merge together and become dual hyper cannons.

Your parents are both Autobots

Your ex-lover is a Decepticon, that transforms into a lying little bastard.

Chewbacca is an Autobot.

Oprah Winfrey is a Decepticon

Sammy Hagar is an Autobot

David Lee Roth is a Decepticon

Eddie and Alex Van Halen are both Decepticons, and together with Eddie's son, Wolfgang, they can merge together and form the super-robot, "Halenator"

Dolly Parton is an autobot, and her boobs can transform into two smaller autobots.

George Clooney is an autobot.

Your gym teacher is a Decepticon

The mailman is a decepticon

A fireman is an Autobot.

A policeman is a decepticon

Britney Spears is a decepticon, that can transform into a bald skank whore.


Arnold Schwarzenegger is an autobot, that can transform sometimes into a decepticon and travel back in time to try to kill Sarah Conner.

Hillary Clinton is an Autobot.

Bill Clinton is a Decepticon.

Monica Lewinsky is a Decepticon that can transform into a Cuban Cigar.

Micheal Jackson is a triple changer decepticon, that can transform into a manipulative child molester, and also a weird looking white lady.

Pauly Shore is an Autobot, who has close autobot friends on Cybertron named Squirrel and Buddy.

Ronald McDonald is a Decepticon that can launch greasy fries in mid-air.

Tim Allen is an Autobot who performs home improvements.

Sandra Oh is an Autobot.

George Lucas is a Decepticon, that can bring in funds for manufacturing energon cubes by lying and re-selling the same movies he has already made, over and over again.

If youre reading these entries and liking them, youre a Decepticon, ..if you hate them, youre an Autobot.

Your local wal-mart greeter is a decepticon

Dennis Rodman is an Autobot.

Kobie Bryant is a Decepticon

Charles Barkley is a Decepticon.

Tiger Woods is an Autobot, that can change into a golf cart.

Thats all I can think of for now, Ill post some more later.

If you have any, post them too. You can use the same ones I used, just try to use them in different ways though. But try to post some different ones too.

This post has been edited by optimus_prime: 24 May 2007 - 03:12 PM

[princesskadee]

Jessica Alba is a Decepticon!

[Heccubus]

I'm a Decepticon.

And yes, I think that counts because I am a celebrity by my own accord. Anyone who hasn't heard of me probably should have by now.

[barend]

Sammy Hagar is an Decepticon

David Lee Roth is a Autobot

fixed

This post has been edited by barend: 29 May 2007 - 12:29 AM

[Sailor Abbey]

You make being a Decepticon sound like a bad thing.

[barend]

if willy nelson's an autobot i want to be one too.

although soundwave was my favorite, followed by starfire.

[optimus_prime]

cant believe no one remembers Punch/Counterpunch...the only transformer that was simoultaneously active in both factions.

[optimus_prime]

michael bay is a decepticon triplechanger.