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Florida's Furious Fapping Fiasco Jul 27, 2007, 03:09 pm CDT

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Posted 06 August 2007 - 07:22 PM

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8 Targets in Prison Masturbation Cases
Jul 27, 2007, 03:09 pm CDT

A Florida inmate convicted this week of masturbating while alone in his jail cell is reportedly only one of eight targets—along with state taxpayers—of what a Miami Herald columnist describes as "a spectacular case of selective prosecution."

Given the likely prevalence of such commonplace behavior in state prisons (not to mention boarding schools, seminaries and military barracks), criminally charging any Broward County inmate with masturbation represents a major waste of prosecution dollars, writes Fred Grimm in the Miami Herald ("Justice went blind in this jailhouse case").

However, in addition to the 20-year-old inmate convicted this week, three other inmates charged in similar cases have accepted pleas and three still await trial (one case was dismissed). All were charged by the same female deputy, according to the Sun-Sentinel.

Grimm also questions whether the cure is worse than the disease. Prospective jurors were publicly questioned about their own masturbation habits, as noted in an earlier ABAJournal.com post, before Terry Lee Alexander—who was already facing a 10-year robbery sentence—was convicted of indecent exposure Tuesday and sentenced to 60 days, as reported by the Herald.

Plus, during Alexander's trial, prosecutor Cynthia Lauriston and the female deputy who complained, after observing him on a monitor as he was alone in his cell, "managed to describe Alexander's offense in startling detail, eight times, once with Lauriston approximating the action with arm motions," Grimm notes.

''It was very vulgar. Very indecent,'' the deputy testified, describing the new crime of which Alexander has now been convicted, the column concludes. "But she could have been characterizing the prosecution, the trial, the verdict and the obscene, indecent, vulgar, lascivious, downright stupid waste of time and money."

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And rightly so. After all if we start letting people masturbate in their cells, who's still going to feel like raping anyone by shower time? rolleyes.gif


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Posted 06 August 2007 - 09:13 PM

You don't think they'll arrest me next, do you, Bar? tongue.gif

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All were charged by the same female deputy, according to the Sun-Sentinel.


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Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:12 AM

You'd think the long arm of the law would be more understanding....
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 01:39 AM

Especially when the long arm has to arouse the long rod... tongue.gif

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 08:07 AM

Wow. What a stupid bitch and a fucking prude. Indecent exposure doesn't count if you're sitting by yourself and someone has a spy camera on you! On top of that, there's nothing wrong with masturbation, especially in a situation like that where there's just no other outlet for sexual urges.

My bet is she was getting off to it and someone walked in and saw her drooling over the security camera before she could pretend she was doing something else, and so to cover her tracks, she flipped out and decided to waste the justice system's resources. What the hell is the point of wanting to add two months sentence to a ten year term over a case of obviously thought to be private wanking? Get the fuck over yourself, woman copper.
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 10:56 AM

Well, that's rampant feminism for you, I suppose... sad.gif
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:39 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 7 2007, 08:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow. What a stupid bitch and a fucking prude. Indecent exposure doesn't count if you're sitting by yourself and someone has a spy camera on you! On top of that, there's nothing wrong with masturbation, especially in a situation like that where there's just no other outlet for sexual urges.


Oh but there is.... and it starts with the dropping of soap.

QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 7 2007, 08:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My bet is she was getting off to it and someone walked in and saw her drooling over the security camera before she could pretend she was doing something else, and so to cover her tracks, she flipped out and decided to waste the justice system's resources. What the hell is the point of wanting to add two months sentence to a ten year term over a case of obviously thought to be private wanking? Get the fuck over yourself, woman copper.


Yeah, sadly we live in a world where a majorit of sex crimes go unreported, and a majority of reports filed are falsified to prevent someone from getting embarrased over the truth.

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Posted 07 August 2007 - 07:45 PM

...are here again. sad.gif
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Posted 07 August 2007 - 09:59 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Aug 7 2007, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh but there is.... and it starts with the dropping of soap.



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Posted 07 August 2007 - 10:10 PM

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 07:49 PM

First libraries and now jails!
The world is over, people.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 08:16 PM

Fapping=Armaggedon, am I correct, then? tongue.gif
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 08:25 PM

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Fapping=Armaggedon, am I correct, then? tongue.gif


TOTAL APOCALYPSE.

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Posted 10 August 2007 - 08:31 PM

You know, that makes me think of those crazy religious types saying masturbation is a sin against God; that's just ridiculous. rolleyes.gif
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 06:38 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Aug 10 2007, 07:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
First libraries and now jails!
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