CHEESIEST movies ever made!! dumb stupid moronic films
#1
Posted 11 March 2007 - 03:48 PM
50: Glen or Glenda
49: Mesa of Lost Women
48: Troll
47: Teenage Zombies
46: The Fat Spy
45: Voodoo Woman
44: Ishtar
43: Frankenstein Conquers the World
42: The Creeping Terror **
41: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians **
40: Howard the Duck
39: They Saved Hitler's Brain
38: Black Belt Jones
37: Greetings!
36: The Great Alligator
35: Hillbillys in a Haunted House
34: TNT Jackson
33: Robot Monster **
32: The Incredible Melting Man **
31: Firebird 2015 A.D.
30: Dracula vs. Frankenstein
29: Bride of the Monster **
28: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
27: Xanadu
26: Leonard Part 6
25: The Wild Women of Wongo
24: Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla
23: The Ape
22: Galaxy of Terror
21: The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy **
20: Snow White (A 1955 Version Made in Germany, but later released in America)
19: Creature from the Haunted Sea
18: The Swinging Cheerleaders
17: The Trial Of Billy Jack
16: Killers from Space
15: Spider Baby
14: Trog
13: The Three Stooges in Orbit
12: The Crippled Masters
11: The Sorceress
10: The Crawling Hand **
09: Bloodsucking Freaks
08: J.D.'s Revenge
07: Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster
06: The Killer Shrews **
05: Great White
04: Plan Nine from Outer Space
03: The Thing with Two Heads
02: Eegah! **
01: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies **
i also found this list on IMBD...
IMDb Bottom 100
Rank Rating Title Votes
1. 1.3 Crossover (2006) 2,864
2. 1.6 The Hillz (2004) 1,000
3. 1.8 Bottoms Up (2006) 1,533
4. 1.8 Going Overboard (1989) 3,257
5. 1.8 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 11,827
6. 1.8 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 4,952
7. 1.8 Santa with Muscles (1996) 4,314
8. 1.8 Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 1,496
9. 1.8 Chairman of the Board (1998) 1,578
10. 1.9 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 13,601
11. 1.9 Love in Paris (1997) 1,164
12. 1.9 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 2,296
13. 1.9 Troll 2 (1990) 4,808
14. 2.0 Ghosts Can't Do It (1990) 734
15. 2.0 Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban (2004) 1,482
16. 2.0 Phat Girlz (2006) 3,263
17. 2.0 In the Mix (2005) 3,233
18. 2.0 House of the Dead (2003) 10,235
19. 2.0 Glitter (2001) 8,215
20. 2.0 Unaccompanied Minors (2006) 1,223
21. 2.0 Cool as Ice (1991) 2,170
22. 2.0 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 3,146
23. 2.0 Stomp the Yard (2007) 3,518
24. 2.0 Son of the Mask (2005) 5,810
25. 2.0 Epic Movie (2007) 6,283
26. 2.0 Araf (2006) 1,699
27. 2.0 Simon Sez (1999) 1,543
28. 2.0 Daddy's Little Girls (2007) 714
29. 2.1 Material Girls (2006) 4,011
30. 2.1 Kazaam (1996) 6,073
31. 2.1 Happily N'Ever After (2007) 664
32. 2.1 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 3,263
33. 2.1 Anus Magillicutty (2003) 2,547
34. 2.1 The Honeymooners (2005) 2,906
35. 2.1 You Got Served (2004) 10,905
36. 2.1 Primeval (2007) 1,007
37. 2.2 Baby Geniuses (1999) 4,966
38. 2.2 Angels' Brigade (1979) 659
39. 2.2 Alone in the Dark (2005) 11,294
40. 2.2 Ed (1996) 1,406
41. 2.2 Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj (2006) 1,756
42. 2.2 Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985) 1,264
43. 2.2 Uchu Kaisoku-sen (1961) 835
44. 2.2 The Bat People (1974) 744
45. 2.2 The Smokers (2000) 1,272
46. 2.2 It's Pat (1994) 3,895
47. 2.3 Zoom (2006) 2,136
48. 2.3 Toter hing im Netz, Ein (1960) 859
49. 2.3 Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995) 1,132
50. 2.3 Supercross (2005) 1,129
51. 2.3 Howling III (1987) 872
52. 2.3 Gigli (2003) 17,011
53. 2.3 Doogal (2006) 1,399
54. 2.3 Bolero (1984) 1,907
55. 2.3 The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) 1,271
56. 2.3 Monstrosity (1964) 695
57. 2.3 Marci X (2003) 1,853
58. 2.3 Shanghai Surprise (1986) 1,438
59. 2.3 The Phantom Planet (1961) 710
60. 2.3 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 21,688
61. 2.4 I Accuse My Parents (1944) 833
62. 2.4 Laserblast (1978) 1,058
63. 2.4 Track of the Moon Beast (1976) 914
64. 2.4 Hobgoblins (1988) 2,990
65. 2.4 Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) 4,764
66. 2.4 Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000) 861
67. 2.4 The Incredible Melting Man (1977) 790
68. 2.4 Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004) 4,323
69. 2.4 Hercules in New York (1970) 4,567
70. 2.4 American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989) 1,034
71. 2.4 Ghoulies II (1987) 720
72. 2.4 Can't Stop the Music (1980) 1,009
73. 2.5 The Hellcats (1967) 714
74. 2.5 The Horror of Party Beach (1964) 922
75. 2.5 Thunderpants (2002) 1,058
76. 2.5 The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) 4,377
77. 2.5 The NeverEnding Story III (1994) 1,679
78. 2.5 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 8,498
79. 2.5 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 3,386
80. 2.5 BloodRayne (2005) 8,823
81. 2.5 Captain America (1990) 2,352
82. 2.5 The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 1,568
83. 2.5 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 3,158
84. 2.5 Yusei oji (1959) 1,021
85. 2.6 The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989) 675
86. 2.6 The Foreigner (2003) 1,927
87. 2.6 .com for Murder (2002) 1,058
88. 2.6 The Creeping Terror (1964) 1,194
89. 2.6 R.O.T.O.R. (1989) 733
90. 2.6 Uomo puma, L' (1980) 1,452
91. 2.6 Rhinestone (1984) 1,790
92. 2.6 The Touch of Satan (1971) 905
93. 2.6 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 7,746
94. 2.6 The King and I (1999) 881
95. 2.6 Orgy of the Dead (1965) 906
96. 2.6 Eegah (1962) 2,146
97. 2.6 Monster A Go-Go (1965) 1,777
98. 2.6 Lac des morts vivants, Le (1981) 673
99. 2.6 Zaat (1975) 1,034
100. 2.6 Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984) 1,356
in addition to this list..id like to add
mac and me
honey i blew up the kids
ace ventura-when nature calls
critters
garbage pail kids movie
dreamcatcher
the guyver
killer clowns from outer space
battlefield earth
gigli
leonard part 6
the adventures of pluto nash
superbabies-baby geniuses
3 ninjas-high noon at mega mountain
speed 2
basic instinct 2
catwoman
chairman of the board
son of the mask
lawnmower man 2
cool as ice
am I missing any nominations?...surely there must be more cheesy movies than this small list of crud
#2
Posted 11 March 2007 - 08:41 PM
50: Glen or Glenda
49: Mesa of Lost Women
48: Troll
47: Teenage Zombies
46: The Fat Spy
45: Voodoo Woman
44: Ishtar
43: Frankenstein Conquers the World
42: The Creeping Terror **
41: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians **
40: Howard the Duck
39: They Saved Hitler's Brain
38: Black Belt Jones
37: Greetings!
36: The Great Alligator
35: Hillbillys in a Haunted House
34: TNT Jackson
33: Robot Monster **
32: The Incredible Melting Man **
31: Firebird 2015 A.D.
30: Dracula vs. Frankenstein
29: Bride of the Monster **
28: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
27: Xanadu
26: Leonard Part 6
25: The Wild Women of Wongo
24: Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla
23: The Ape
22: Galaxy of Terror
21: The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy **
20: Snow White (A 1955 Version Made in Germany, but later released in America)
19: Creature from the Haunted Sea
18: The Swinging Cheerleaders
17: The Trial Of Billy Jack
16: Killers from Space
15: Spider Baby
14: Trog
13: The Three Stooges in Orbit
12: The Crippled Masters
11: The Sorceress
10: The Crawling Hand **
09: Bloodsucking Freaks
08: J.D.'s Revenge
07: Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster
06: The Killer Shrews **
05: Great White
04: Plan Nine from Outer Space
03: The Thing with Two Heads
02: Eegah! **
01: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies **
i also found this list on IMBD...
IMDb Bottom 100
Rank Rating Title Votes
1. 1.3 Crossover (2006) 2,864
2. 1.6 The Hillz (2004) 1,000
3. 1.8 Bottoms Up (2006) 1,533
4. 1.8 Going Overboard (1989) 3,257
5. 1.8 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 11,827
6. 1.8 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 4,952
7. 1.8 Santa with Muscles (1996) 4,314
8. 1.8 Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 1,496
9. 1.8 Chairman of the Board (1998) 1,578
10. 1.9 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 13,601
11. 1.9 Love in Paris (1997) 1,164
12. 1.9 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 2,296
13. 1.9 Troll 2 (1990) 4,808
14. 2.0 Ghosts Can't Do It (1990) 734
15. 2.0 Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban (2004) 1,482
16. 2.0 Phat Girlz (2006) 3,263
17. 2.0 In the Mix (2005) 3,233
18. 2.0 House of the Dead (2003) 10,235
19. 2.0 Glitter (2001) 8,215
20. 2.0 Unaccompanied Minors (2006) 1,223
21. 2.0 Cool as Ice (1991) 2,170
22. 2.0 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 3,146
23. 2.0 Stomp the Yard (2007) 3,518
24. 2.0 Son of the Mask (2005) 5,810
25. 2.0 Epic Movie (2007) 6,283
26. 2.0 Araf (2006) 1,699
27. 2.0 Simon Sez (1999) 1,543
28. 2.0 Daddy's Little Girls (2007) 714
29. 2.1 Material Girls (2006) 4,011
30. 2.1 Kazaam (1996) 6,073
31. 2.1 Happily N'Ever After (2007) 664
32. 2.1 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 3,263
33. 2.1 Anus Magillicutty (2003) 2,547
34. 2.1 The Honeymooners (2005) 2,906
35. 2.1 You Got Served (2004) 10,905
36. 2.1 Primeval (2007) 1,007
37. 2.2 Baby Geniuses (1999) 4,966
38. 2.2 Angels' Brigade (1979) 659
39. 2.2 Alone in the Dark (2005) 11,294
40. 2.2 Ed (1996) 1,406
41. 2.2 Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj (2006) 1,756
42. 2.2 Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985) 1,264
43. 2.2 Uchu Kaisoku-sen (1961) 835
44. 2.2 The Bat People (1974) 744
45. 2.2 The Smokers (2000) 1,272
46. 2.2 It's Pat (1994) 3,895
47. 2.3 Zoom (2006) 2,136
48. 2.3 Toter hing im Netz, Ein (1960) 859
49. 2.3 Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995) 1,132
50. 2.3 Supercross (2005) 1,129
51. 2.3 Howling III (1987) 872
52. 2.3 Gigli (2003) 17,011
53. 2.3 Doogal (2006) 1,399
54. 2.3 Bolero (1984) 1,907
55. 2.3 The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) 1,271
56. 2.3 Monstrosity (1964) 695
57. 2.3 Marci X (2003) 1,853
58. 2.3 Shanghai Surprise (1986) 1,438
59. 2.3 The Phantom Planet (1961) 710
60. 2.3 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 21,688
61. 2.4 I Accuse My Parents (1944) 833
62. 2.4 Laserblast (1978) 1,058
63. 2.4 Track of the Moon Beast (1976) 914
64. 2.4 Hobgoblins (1988) 2,990
65. 2.4 Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) 4,764
66. 2.4 Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000) 861
67. 2.4 The Incredible Melting Man (1977) 790
68. 2.4 Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004) 4,323
69. 2.4 Hercules in New York (1970) 4,567
70. 2.4 American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989) 1,034
71. 2.4 Ghoulies II (1987) 720
72. 2.4 Can't Stop the Music (1980) 1,009
73. 2.5 The Hellcats (1967) 714
74. 2.5 The Horror of Party Beach (1964) 922
75. 2.5 Thunderpants (2002) 1,058
76. 2.5 The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) 4,377
77. 2.5 The NeverEnding Story III (1994) 1,679
78. 2.5 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 8,498
79. 2.5 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 3,386
80. 2.5 BloodRayne (2005) 8,823
81. 2.5 Captain America (1990) 2,352
82. 2.5 The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) 1,568
83. 2.5 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 3,158
84. 2.5 Yusei oji (1959) 1,021
85. 2.6 The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989) 675
86. 2.6 The Foreigner (2003) 1,927
87. 2.6 .com for Murder (2002) 1,058
88. 2.6 The Creeping Terror (1964) 1,194
89. 2.6 R.O.T.O.R. (1989) 733
90. 2.6 Uomo puma, L' (1980) 1,452
91. 2.6 Rhinestone (1984) 1,790
92. 2.6 The Touch of Satan (1971) 905
93. 2.6 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 7,746
94. 2.6 The King and I (1999) 881
95. 2.6 Orgy of the Dead (1965) 906
96. 2.6 Eegah (1962) 2,146
97. 2.6 Monster A Go-Go (1965) 1,777
98. 2.6 Lac des morts vivants, Le (1981) 673
99. 2.6 Zaat (1975) 1,034
100. 2.6 Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984) 1,356
in addition to this list..id like to add
mac and me
honey i blew up the kids
ace ventura-when nature calls
critters
garbage pail kids movie
dreamcatcher
the guyver
killer clowns from outer space
battlefield earth
gigli
leonard part 6
the adventures of pluto nash
superbabies-baby geniuses
3 ninjas-high noon at mega mountain
speed 2
basic instinct 2
catwoman
chairman of the board
son of the mask
lawnmower man 2
cool as ice
am I missing any nominations?...surely there must be more cheesy movies than this small list of crud
No Hercules Against The Moon Men? Or is that too good for a cheeze film?
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#6
Posted 12 March 2007 - 03:57 PM
Miami Vice
or A.I Artifical Intelligence
Cinderella II
Little Mermaid II
there are many more
proving Disney does not
have a good record for alot
of their sequels just bad,bad,bad
Duct tape is like the force....
There's a lightside, a darkside
and it holds everything together
There are too many people in the world...We need another plague -Dwight K. Shrute [The Office]
#7
Posted 12 March 2007 - 04:14 PM
hmmm,...never heard of it, but it sounds damn cheesy. If you watched it though, and think its drenched in Velveeta sauce,.we can toss it in with the rest of them.
Miami Vice
or A.I Artifical Intelligence
Cinderella II
Little Mermaid II
there are many more
proving Disney does not
have a good record for alot
of their sequels just bad,bad,bad
good call, Jade...
recent Disney films have had more cheesy holes in them than a huge wheel of Baby Swiss. Lets not forget about that ever annoying marketing tagline overly-used by Disney:...."Now released from the Disney vault, for the first time in (insert desired timeframe)...own this classic, before it goes back into the Disney vault,.never to be seen again!!!!!"
This post has been edited by princesskadee: 12 March 2007 - 04:15 PM
#8
Posted 13 March 2007 - 12:14 PM
Sorry Slade. Don't really post much here anymore, my manners are in decline.
It was one of the best Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes during the Joel Hodgson era.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
#9
Posted 14 March 2007 - 01:35 PM
good call, Jade...
recent Disney films have had more cheesy holes in them than a huge wheel of Baby Swiss. Lets not forget about that ever annoying marketing tagline overly-used by Disney:...."Now released from the Disney vault, for the first time in (insert desired timeframe)...own this classic, before it goes back into the Disney vault,.never to be seen again!!!!!"
Aww thx
Here comes the rant.....
I Know! It's so beyond annoying
when you know it'll be out of said
vault in another 10 years Only to
threating to leave us once more.
I also HATE how the make them into
two disc special editions with new
discovered songs etc.
There treachery knows no bounds
as they have their new mousekeeters
remake classic songs.
I've said it before...
Ashley Tisdale singing Kiss the Girl
from the only real Little Mermaid.
It all just breaks my heart for this
generations of children
that will only remember this shit.
Duct tape is like the force....
There's a lightside, a darkside
and it holds everything together
There are too many people in the world...We need another plague -Dwight K. Shrute [The Office]
#10
Posted 15 March 2007 - 04:36 AM
THE FINAL SACRIFICE
also, Vampire Assassin (a horrific Blade wannabe) King Arthur (an equally horific Braveheart wannabe) and any movie related to Deathstalker.
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#12
Posted 15 March 2007 - 04:22 PM
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#13
Posted 15 March 2007 - 05:40 PM
"When Mercury is in line with Uranus"
"an army of soldiers made from the blood of Uranus"
nope... that movie rocks.
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#14
Posted 15 March 2007 - 06:32 PM
"Flesh Gordon meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders"
if you hate cheesy movies, or are lactose-intolerant when it comes to films,..stay far, far, far away from this block off the cheddar wheel.
#15
Posted 15 March 2007 - 10:51 PM
I wish I had known you wanted to see it so badly; I downloaded that months ago, but soon deleted it because it hurt my brain...
And I am oh so very glad I have never seen Battlefield Earth or Gigli, because dear god if they beat "Manos"...
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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