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Lubed Manboob Rubes! Monday, Febuary 5,2007

#16 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:38 PM

I said I'd do it if all the guys also agree to do the same experiment, with before and after pics.

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 06:48 PM

all?

you're one girl! so you only have to convince one guy. and as wayne has already posted topless pics... it's time to pay up.

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#18 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 07:47 PM

Nope, I want before and after pics, as well as commitment to the experiment - so Wayne's don't count. And you know that one girl's boobs > lots of guys' boobs.

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 11:41 PM

Damn, she's got a point.

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 01:40 AM

I say we all post before pics, boys and girl, and then begin the experiment. The after pics we can ... uh ... post later ... .... ...

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 02:45 PM

I suggest we have a boobie / breast / chest / whatever thread.

Or maybe, it could have a forum of it's own.

Traffic would be up by about... 1000% I'd say.

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 05:16 PM

I hope Spoon's at least a little flattered by the effort we're going to to see her boobs.

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 06:23 PM

Haha.

Actually, I was a little disappointed by the lack of it, as not one person has agreed to my terms.

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 07:50 PM

AHEM!

QUOTE (Chyld @ Feb 6 2007, 01:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

See, I'm quite happy to be the control guy, who already has some fine moobs, and instead of rubbing tea tree oil into my head, I can sit around and eat ham sandwiches. While everyone else boobs up, I just fluctulate in size a bit. Unless biweekly pressups damage the data anywhat...

So nyer to you, Spoon Poetic!

EDIT: And as collaterol (sp!), topless pix of me already exist. You just gotta find them...

This post has been edited by Chyld: 07 February 2007 - 10:22 PM

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 10:13 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 7 2007, 06:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Haha.

Actually, I was a little disappointed by the lack of it, as not one person has agreed to my terms.

Well, there's no way we'd ever get a consensus anyway. Also it's hard to be terribly curious about a gal's boobs when we don't know what she looks like dressed. So how about a picture? Bra and panties preferable, but you can do naked if you really have to.

#26 Gobbler

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Posted 07 February 2007 - 11:33 PM

I think that's something we could really agree on.

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#27 barend

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Posted 08 February 2007 - 12:31 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 6 2007, 07:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Nope, I want before and after pics, as well as commitment to the experiment - so Wayne's don't count. And you know that one girl's boobs > lots of guys' boobs.

what?!? that's a bloody outrage!!!

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Feb 6 2007, 11:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Damn, she's got a point.

no, it sounds like you've got the point.

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Posted 08 February 2007 - 06:17 PM

I'd be happy to post pictures of my man-boob-less chest.

Actually, I'd just do it, probably not be all that happy. It just seemed better to say I'd be happy. And is man-boob-less an adjective or what?

The real question is, who'd want to see me without a shirt on? I'm not counting those girls in Japan who offered me about $50.

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 02:43 PM

You all realize that if you've
seen one pair of female boobs,

besides the obvious
skin tone difference,

you've seen them All.
And i don't know from experience

but from the sound of it
you guys are a litte to eager

to see Spoon's goodies
is it all about size or what?

I just don't get it.

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#30 Gobbler

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 03:34 PM

QUOTE (TruJade @ Feb 9 2007, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You all realize that if you've
seen one pair of female boobs,

besides the obvious
skin tone difference,

you've seen them All.

WHOA WHOA WHOA, STOP RIght there! Objection!

You can already fill pages by merely listing the differences in shape and fluffyness, and there's still so much more.

QUOTE (TruJade @ Feb 9 2007, 08:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

is it all about size or what?

Ah, size don't matter. What matters is, if you have it or not.

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