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Plans for world domination errr... plans for world domination?

#46 User is offline   SkinnedAlive Icon

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Posted 14 April 2004 - 05:28 AM

*sigh*
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Posted 14 April 2004 - 10:38 AM

Trust me Princess, if I had any control over who I'd knock up, it wouldn't have been that girl, I was just so shocked to find another intelligent person in Iceland so I had to date her. Then things got bad.... ohmy.gif

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Posted 04 September 2005 - 08:26 PM

Here's one: You all know of the butterfly effect, right? No? Well, it's a theory that every little thing, including the beat of a butterfly's wings, contributes to every weather pattern around the world, such as hurricanes and rainstorms.

Here's my plan:

1: Gather the following: About 1 million Grow-Your-Own-Butterfly Kits, a cage large enough to hold said kits, a bomb shelter and about 10 million delicious Hostess Twinkies.

2: Raise the butterflies inside the gaint cage.

3: Once all the butterflies reach maturity, open up the cage and release all the butterflies.

4: Go inside bomb shelter as hurricanes all over the world destroy everything.

5: Arise from the shattered remains of the earth and proclaim myself as it's new leader.

6: Find the starving, half-dead survivors of earth and tell them if they make me their leader I will give them a lifetime supply of Twinkies. Wwho could pass up those delicious sponge cakes with real cream filling?

Well that's it! I'm surprised nobody else has thought of it.
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 12:16 PM

*sighes* That was better than my plan:
I wonder if Bush is a test to see how much shit the people of the world's only superpower will put up with.
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 01:46 PM

Apparently, alot.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 01:33 AM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Apr 5 2004, 09:07 AM)
Pfft.  I liked Yahtzee before liking Yahtzee was cool.

Actually, I prefer his older stuff.  His new stuff is to commercial.  wink.gif


personally i'm a retro man...

i'm going to wait till everyone is sick of him, then i'm going to quote him all the time, and go on about how great he is, and how everbody sucks and so on ans so on... until people get sick of my crap (not that will happen, because i'm really laoud and annoying and i ramble on alot and just burst out into crap that goes no where even within the confines of brackets)...
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 06:59 AM

I'm just going to BLOW SHIT UP!!!
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 11:38 AM

Dorothy's plan for world domination.

Teach all of the child actors and the stupid children of actors and actresses that everything that Dorothy says is right. Make everyone else sniff paint fumes fumes.

Edit: or expand my army of assassins for hire, and take the world by force.

This post has been edited by Dorothy: 06 September 2005 - 11:40 AM

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 11:45 AM

I will speak for my next door neighbor here.

1) Hire vampires.
2) Unleash vampires on unsuspecting public
3) Laugh at non-vampires

My friend down the street.

1) Build a time machina
2) Travel back to 1337
3) Step on things and come back until my family rules the world.
4) Get friends to assist me in world-ruling.
5) (My favorite) Hire Otal to tell me if my ideas are dumb. (Like allowing murder and banning technology.)
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 12:02 PM

I'm on my way out the door.

1. Find out what countries can be ruled by honorably defeating the ruler (or their champion).
2. Initiate reforms and create a more stable environment.
3. Go to other third world countries and initiate hostile takeover.
4. repeat step two.
5. unite the people under my rule into one.
6. unleash the hounds of war onto all others untill they submit to my rule.
7. repeat step two.

Only through war can there be true change.

My plan needs work.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 02:56 PM

For my plan of world domination, all I need is:

100 Bottles of Bleach
22 Ipods
5 Boxes of Assorted Cheese
1 Trilby Hat and a Groucho Face Mask
And a phone call to Fidel Castro
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 02:04 PM

I think I like this plan.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 02:08 PM

do expand on it.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 03:11 PM

I'd unleash Zed the Christmas Zombie on New York.
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