[Otal Nimrodi]

THAT'S JUST A GUISE!

He's OBVIOUSLY a suicide bomber, heading to the very short lived Suicide Bomber's Convention of '06.

[Deepsycher]

Walk or don't walk? That sounds manipulative.

I'll walk across the road so slow until the signs change, then when it says don't walk I'll just stop to annoy the driver's with those literal signs.

Also how can you arrest someone specifically for walking like a jay?
An insult to jays?

"I am arresting you for jaywalking."
"Hey, I was walking but not jaywalking."
"You crossed the road."
"Yes?"
"Well that was jaywalking."
"No, I walked straight across and didn't say anything."
"Sir, that is jaywalking."
"But I am not a jay, neither do I have wings."
Sir, I did not say you are a jay. I am going to have to take you in.
"Why? Is it because they have wings and fly off and I don't? I didn't know the street was a hunting ground, how many jays did you catch?"
"Lots of them."
"How many had accidents?
"More than you can imagine."
"I didn't know they were that stupid.
"So I suppose that's more food on the plate for you, cannibal."
Can you shut up?
How can I shut up, you arrested me for walking like a bird.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 12 January 2007 - 12:55 PM

[Despondent]

I had made a reply about the paddywagon, but it didn't post, and I didn't want to retype it. Thanks to Despondent, now I don't need to.

High five!

Slap me some skin. High five, Civilian!

[J m HofMarN]

Jordan- I think his real comments during the incident would have sounded like this:

I am the very model of a modern caved in spleen
I've liver damage kidney damanage my stomache's turning green
please mister officer stop this beating it's obscene
I only want to teach history lets not make a scene
If you would stop ramming my ass with your truncheon
I could invite you to some brunch or maybe a luncheon
I tell you the scones are really quite delightful
So why not stop you don't want to seem spiteful
We could be the very best of friends
A relationship that would surely make dividends
I'd help you assault random passers by
You could help me reconstruct my shattered thigh.

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 12 January 2007 - 02:52 PM

[Ninja Duck]

In all manners regarding Spartan or Athenian generals,
I am the very model of a dirty rotten criminal!

[barend]

so ask for directions you get arrested. be susspected of stealing a playstation you and your dog will be shot. drive into an unmarked police car and a team of police will empty their firearms at you, reload and repeat 3 times. jaywalk and get the fuck beaten out of you.

american police. best in the world.

[TheOrator]

american police. best in the world.

I know. I heard a story about a cop here in St Paul who--


*BLAM*

[barend]

the thing i found most interesting about the suspected playstation theif who was shot to death alsong with his dog after they kicked the door down, was the son of a 'wrongful death' prosecutor responsible for charging police who killed people with out proper cause.