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prison painted pink for parting prisoners Nov. 9, 2006

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 05:50 PM

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Missouri jail painted pink with teddy bear accents aims to calm violence

Nov. 9, 2006

BUFFALO, Mo. (AP) — Prisoners returning to a southwest Missouri county jail damaged in a failed breakout will find a new color scheme — pink with blue teddy bear accents.

The Dallas County Detention Center is being repainted a soft shade of pink in an effort to better manage sometimes volatile detainees. Dallas County Sheriff Mike Rackley said he decided to update the look as part of extensive repairs necessary after inmates set a fire and vandalized the interior in an escape attempt.

"Basically, if they are going to act like children and commit a childish act, then we'll make a childish atmosphere," he said. "And its a calming thing; Teddy bears are soothing. So we made it like a day care, and that's kind of like what it is, a day care for adults who can't control their behavior in public."

A month after the Oct. 8 incident, the county's 30-plus prisoners are in neighboring jails while repairs continue. The new paint job includes stenciled blue teddy bear accents.

"How do you feel tough in a pink atmosphere?" Rackley said of the new color scheme, which was inspired by similar redecorating efforts at jails in Texas and Arizona.

It's a trend that's backed up by science. Researchers have documented the ability of certain colors to evoke emotional and physical responses.

"It's certainly viable," said Mike Carlie, a professor of criminology at Missouri State University. "There have been positive findings that show that certain colors stimulate and excite, and other colors, I guess you would say 'soothe the soul.'"

One shade of pink, called Baker-Miller Pink, has been nicknamed "drunk-tank pink" because of its use to calm violent prisoners.

Rackley said he's willing to try anything that will keep inmates safe and secure in the aging facility, built in 1990 and often near or above its 40-person capacity.

Rackley said damage caused by the fire and ensuing vandalism, plus the cost of housing inmates elsewhere, already has exceeded $41,000, "and we're still receiving bills."

At least six of the jail's 33 prisoners were involved in the escape attempt.

"They got into the shower, because they knew there were no cameras there, and kicked a hole in the ceiling," he said. That done, they stuffed pages of a book in the hole and started a fire, hoping to burn through a plywood barrier and gain access to the air ducts.

The fire melted electrical, telephone and Internet cables in the ceiling, cutting off power in one cell block and disrupting about half the video cameras.

He said eight inmates have been returned to the jail, but they are forced to remain in their cells 23 hours a day because of the construction.

"They haven't said much about the color scheme," Rackley said.


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Posted 12 November 2006 - 07:05 PM

For the next breakout attempt they could try a baby accent involving something for a laugh:

(1) Replacing all inmate prison clothes with mandatory custom size baby clothes made big enough to fit them and disposable stuff such as tops.

(2) Serve them baby portion food in baby style plates and bibs. I mean the ones in the packets. Prisoners who misbehave shall be force fed like a baby.

(3) Resources include baby toys, objects and plastic cutlery. Inmates are only allowed to write with large pens.

(4) Give them potties instead of allowing them to use the toilets.

(5) Try a range of schemes where inmates are given the job of changing other inmate's or cellmate's nappies and having their's changed vice versa after bathing. (Same gender)

(6) Handcuffs to be replaced by super safe secure baby prams.

(7) Special dummies to quiten them down and for sleeping.

(8) Cot style bed, sheets and pillows with colourful pictures or animations and creatures.

(9) Lessons include infancy to easy reading books and nursery rhyme books and training.

(10) Mandatory bedtime reading to all by prisoners speaking through the prison's announcement speakers. Every prisoner will have their turn.

Wondering about the humiliation of this. I don't think this would every happen. In fantasy it would probably give prison staff the right to marry the inmates they choose.
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 09:57 PM

But... Didn't studies show that AFTER the calming it gets REALLY violent?
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 08:45 PM

Wait a second...

Six were involved in the escape attempt, and they returned eight to their cells...

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My guess is that they couldn't find the inmates, so the wardens were given orders to just nab anyone they saw, and when they got back they had two extra guys that they're holding onto just in case...
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