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Wrong woman hurt in 'rape fantasy' tryst Friday, April 2, 2004

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Posted 01 April 2004 - 10:45 PM

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Wrong woman hurt in 'rape fantasy' tryst
Friday, April 2, 2004

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- A California man has pleaded guilty to residential burglary after he set up a meeting with a woman on a rape fantasy Internet chat page, but instead broke into a different woman's apartment.

Michael Todd Howard, 35, pleaded guilty in a court in San Diego Tuesday in return for an expected sentence of one year in jail and probation, prosecutors said.

According to court documents, last September, Howard broke into the home of a woman with whom he thought he had set up an encounter on what was described as a "rape fantasy" chat site. After he entered the wrong apartment, he hit and struggled with the 25-year-old woman inside, who told law enforcement officials she thought she was going to be killed.

The victim stopped the attack by yelling and attacking Howard's testicles. Howard then asked for the name the victim used in the chat room and she responded by saying she had never visited a chat room and did not have a personal computer.

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Doesn't Hallmark make a card for this situation? Something like "Dear Sally, I'm sorry I raped you. I thought you were the other girl I was trying to rape".
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Posted 02 April 2004 - 02:18 AM

what about explaining it to the other girl,
"I'm sorry, I know I raped her but you have to believe me, she doesn't mean anything to me!"
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Posted 02 April 2004 - 03:17 PM

Well it has a happy ending in that the woman was NOT actually raped. Well, happy for her, not so happy for his testicles.

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Man, sexual weirdos should really be a little more careful, shouldn't they?
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Posted 04 April 2004 - 12:44 AM

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attacking Howard's testicles.


Am I the only one who found this funny? I mean please, who wrote this, a robot?
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Posted 05 April 2004 - 06:45 AM

Glad to see I'm not the only sicko on here, Jordan!
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