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10 000 POSTS!!! compare your postcounts to mine and then kill yourselves!

#1 barend

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 05:04 AM

or don't... either way

i have broke the posting sound barrier....

i was going to start a 10K exclusive club... but then it might be a while before i got a reponse

as it stands right now...
our top ten chefelf charts;

01. barend 10000
02. Slade 6072
03. SimeSublime 5764
04. floppydisk 5163
05. J m HofMarN 4757
06. Chyld 4576
07. Jane Sherwood 4323
08. Otal Nimrodi 4233
09. Heccubus 3900
10. Despondent 3859

i feel both humounguloidly huge and powerful, and rather unprofessional as at least 9430 posts were made from work.

KUDOS Obnoxiouly to me. 10000 smegging posts

let's all talk about how great i am!!!

for i have left godzilla status and entered unicron territory i shall eat a few planets and robots now.

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#2 Zewb

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:24 AM

Congratulations.

I did some quick math, let's see, you've been here almost 3 years, 2 years and 9 months to be exact. That's 2.75 years. And in that time you've posted 10000 times. So let's just divide that by 2.75, and divide that by 365, and round off.

Result?

Barend, on an average posts 10 times on this forum every day. That is how he has accomplished this amazing feat. Let that be a lesson to everyone.

"It's gettin' to be re-goddamn-diculous. If you guys don't start thinking as men, we're gonna have a lousy country."

-John Wayne

#3 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:40 AM

You know, just looking at his profile would tell you that he's been posting 10.2 times a day, but nevermind.

There's no stopping him now... I guess it's time to reset the Universe.

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#4 Zewb

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 08:12 AM

Thanks Gobbler. Thanks for destroying everything I had worked for. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go cry and write a poem about this.

"It's gettin' to be re-goddamn-diculous. If you guys don't start thinking as men, we're gonna have a lousy country."

-John Wayne

#5 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 08:59 AM

Well, time to replace the universe with something more awesome.

Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.

#6 Slade

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 10:51 AM

Don't blame Gobbler. I'd have pointed out that we have a posts-per-day feature if he hadn't.

And congratulations, Barend. You've actually managed to have even less of a life than we do, even though you're on TV and have met famous people.

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#7 SimeSublime

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 11:32 AM

I like that from one word, all the google ads on this page are for transformers.

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#8 Deepsycher

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 11:36 AM

Really? I cannot see that.

Well I think it could be an effective way to advertise with associated adverts.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 17 July 2006 - 11:37 AM

#9 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 12:49 PM

QUOTE (Zewb @ Jul 17 2006, 03:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Thanks Gobbler. Thanks for destroying everything I had worked for. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go cry and write a poem about this.

I take that as yet another opportunity to say this: Score. B)

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?

#10 Heccubus

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 03:34 PM

I remember when I was the unbeatable #1 poster.

And then I, like...you know....went outside. Got a girlfriend. You know....that kind of thing.

#11 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 04:21 PM

AAAAH! HE HAS A LIFE! GET 'IM!

Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.

#12 Zewb

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 06:41 PM

He's got a what?

"It's gettin' to be re-goddamn-diculous. If you guys don't start thinking as men, we're gonna have a lousy country."

-John Wayne

#13 Mirithorn

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 06:53 PM

I would use my relatively low postcount to claim I had a life, but then I realize that the reason I don't post so much is because I can't talk about Star Wars or politics.

I guess I'll have to work on that, then.

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#14 Emu

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 08:19 PM

....he went where?

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