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Penis Pump Pyrotechnic Pandemonium! Thursday, August 24, 2006

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 08:35 AM

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CHICAGO -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.

He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.

Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 08:46 AM

Oh man... guys would need 7 penis pumps and 60 viagra pills to get to my standard of size.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 12:21 PM

Most people prefer real penises to prosthetics made from PVC pipe, though.
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 03:10 PM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Aug 24 2006, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh man... guys would need 7 penis pumps and 60 viagra pills to get to my standard of size.


So you only take big weiners, eh? Nice to see that some guys still have standards. rolleyes.gif
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 03:15 PM

Come on people, be mature. Its not about how big it is, its about how untactfully you can shoehorn it into every conversation you have. wink.gif
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Posted 24 August 2006 - 03:29 PM

Not true either.

Size doesn't matter.

What matters is, if you have it or not.

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Posted 24 August 2006 - 07:59 PM

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Not true either.

Size doesn't matter.

What matters is, if you have it or not.


What? A penis or a penis pump?
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 07:20 AM

Indeed, Gobbler. 'Tis naught the bulk of thine boat, but the motion of thine sea.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 09:23 PM

I always thought that was something guys said to make themselves feel better. tongue.gif
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 09:46 PM

Hehheh. In some guys' cases, it definitely is. tongue.gif
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Posted 03 September 2006 - 09:07 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Aug 25 2006, 09:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I always thought that was something guys said to make themselves feel better. tongue.gif


no it's something we tell everyone so girls know where to go to feel better tongue.gif
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Posted 03 September 2006 - 09:33 PM

It sounded to me at first as if he had problems with peeing. Still he could have classed it as a hospital aid. So a pump made him turn into a terrorist for a while. Doesn't sound sane to me.

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