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Joseph Smith and Muhammed Were they ass-wipes?

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Posted 03 August 2006 - 06:14 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Aug 2 2006, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
there shouldn't even be 'minorites'... the word shouldn't come up. either your australian (which in no way implies any race, it means you live here), or your a tourist. that's it.


Exactly! Since we agree Im not going to bother arguing.
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:42 AM

My opinion: What's the point of comparing the stupidity of each religion, few religions make any sense, most of them try to cover up their cock-ups by saying "God just puts evidence on earth that proves we are talking out of our arses to test you", "It's all a matter of faith" or "It's just a metaphor to explain it". Let's go through each one in turn: First one, I don't even need to explain how stupid that is. Second one, yes if want to believe things that have already been proven wrong, go ahead, but why oppress my belief that custard created the universe. No really, I am being serious, if people are going to believe all this shit, I'd rather believe my own shit than someone elses. Final one, they are SAYING that their religion is bollocks, if you join a religion where many of the leaders admit that it isn't true you need you're brain examined.

More about my religion: The almighty Custard came to me a dream and told me to start my own religion. The Custard gave the reason that all other religions were founded by people high on marijuana.

Here's a sneak preview:
In the beginning there was custard and he created the universe he then was eaten by the universe to create all the planets and stuff thus to celebrate this day, we eat custard then one day, the holy custard sent down his son, powdered custard to be poured over our sins thust to celebrate this, we eat powdered custard from a naked woman's body.

If you guys take the piss out of my religion, The Great Custard says he will make every bowl of custard from now on always taste like poorly made from the packet, with urine.

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 08:41 PM

Any religon that requires the person to give money and/or thier possesions is wrong... simple as that...
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Posted 06 August 2006 - 03:45 AM

"Join our sect, not theirs, because we accept credit cards as well."

Yeah, right.
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Posted 06 August 2006 - 06:22 PM

what i find funny is christians who don't take literally the seven (six) days of creation.

either believe it, or join another religion. you don't get to be flexible on one thing then ridgid on the next. if you wanna be cool with the evolution kids but get your foot in the door with eternal salvation, start your own fucking religion!
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Posted 06 August 2006 - 06:50 PM

Any religion that relies on any money is wrong. It is a belief-system not a corporation.
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Posted 07 August 2006 - 06:36 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Aug 6 2006, 03:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
start your own fucking religion!


I shall call it... The Cult Of Cobnaticus...
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 09:48 AM

This whole thread makes me tired.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 06:24 PM

it makes me hungry.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 07:07 PM

It makes me loney.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 07:07 PM

and horny?
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 09:34 PM

Me jihad you long time.
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Posted 09 August 2006 - 11:28 PM

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 11:29 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Aug 9 2006, 04:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and horny?


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Posted 11 August 2006 - 04:24 AM

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Me jihad you long time.


HAHA! Classic! Bravo, Bravo biggrin.gif
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