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Seal's Head Is Found in Luggage at Airport Saturday, March 20, 2004

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Posted 20 March 2004 - 06:48 PM

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Seal's Head Is Found in Luggage at Airport
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: March 21, 2004 

BOSTON, March 20 (AP) — Airport security agents stopped a biologist on Friday after discovering the severed head of a harbor seal in his luggage.

The man, whose name was not released, told investigators that he was a biology professor and that he had found a dead seal on Revere Beach and cut off its head to use for educational purposes. He was flying to Denver from Logan International Airport, a Massachusetts Port Authority spokesman, Phil Orlandella, told The Boston Globe.

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This story didn't turn out to be as interesting as I thought it would be when I thought they were talking about the singer.
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Posted 20 March 2004 - 06:51 PM

I thought they were referring to the singer as well, which would have been far more interesting than what it turned out to be.
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Posted 20 March 2004 - 06:55 PM

You said it. What a boring day!
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Posted 21 March 2004 - 11:19 AM

note to self: collect dead educational sealife
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 12:39 PM

like beach chickens(seagulls). isnt that a funny slang. beach chickens. people in the north say that, im told. and no im not a yankee.
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 01:58 PM

im from northern USA and never heard that..i dont know what north is to you canadians...or whereever you live sinny grinny smile.gif but at least in new jersey no one ever says that
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 07:49 PM

what's wrong with trying to get a little head at a beach?
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 08:14 PM

Wouldn't most beaches have some sort of policy against that sort of thing?

PS: North to "us Canadians" is usually the same as north to anyone else. More north than one currently is.
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Posted 22 March 2004 - 10:37 PM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Mar 22 2004, 08:14 PM)
Wouldn't most beaches have some sort of policy against that sort of thing?

Yes, but they usually have a hard time enforcing it. Not to many of the patrol actually want to interrupt.
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Posted 23 March 2004 - 09:46 PM

Poor seal. The mafia was just trying to make the biologist an offer he couldn't refuse.
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Post icon  Posted 23 March 2004 - 11:10 PM

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