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Women are just aesthetic. All of those curves and such. Think of it like looking at a beautiful work of art, except living and a person.
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Old Fella Finds Fitties Fine For Fitness Saturday, May 20, 2006
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Posted 22 May 2006 - 04:04 PM
*nods like a maniac*
Oh. So. True. Can't think of anything that's more aesthetic.
Oh. So. True. Can't think of anything that's more aesthetic.
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Posted 22 May 2006 - 04:23 PM
Will that be demeaning to them?
If I was looked upon like a work of art and glared at, I would feel insulted.
If I was looked upon like a work of art and glared at, I would feel insulted.
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Posted 22 May 2006 - 06:40 PM
i'd just like to add an alternate title to this thread;
'Old Fella Finds Fapping Fat For Fitties Fortifies Fitness'
'Old Fella Finds Fapping Fat For Fitties Fortifies Fitness'
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Posted 22 May 2006 - 06:51 PM
How I would see it:
"Old Fart Flirters Finalizes Fittings Flump For Frothy Flurry."
"Old Fart Flirters Finalizes Fittings Flump For Frothy Flurry."
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Posted 22 May 2006 - 07:42 PM
QUOTE (Chyld @ May 20 2006, 04:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Slightly creepy though it may be, it does help prove the point that porn is a good, good thing...
Its better then that 75 year old porking post-teens.
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Posted 22 May 2006 - 08:09 PM
What has pig got to do with this?
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Posted 23 May 2006 - 06:43 AM
Its a euphamism for baby-making, Dee.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
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Posted 23 May 2006 - 10:57 AM
Oh as again in comparison to that 75 year old Russian decoration who expects no maternity but seems to find the experience interesting.