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Old Fella Finds Fitties Fine For Fitness Saturday, May 20, 2006

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Posted 20 May 2006 - 07:50 AM

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Huang Chunyi, a 94-year-old from China's Taiwan Province, says looking at photos of beautiful women every day is the secret to his longevity.

Huang started to cut out photos of beauties when he retired 20 years ago.

"Since then, I have collected more than 100,000 photos of beautiful women from newspapers and magazines," Huang said, "I have a look at these photos every day and this has helped to retain my sharp eyes and ears."

Pictures of Chiling Lin, a famous model from Taiwan, and Hollywood actresses Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz are among his favorites.

According to his son, Huang often clips photos late into the night and during big awards ceremonies, such as the Oscars, he worked well into the next morning. But he enjoyed it a lot.

"I hope these scrapbooks will become family heirlooms so that my grandchildren can get a look at them," Huang joked.

Huang used to be a chef in a restaurant and worked in Japan for many years. It was during that time he began to collect magazines, posters and calendars featuring beautiful women.

http://www.chinadail...tent_591472.htm


Slightly creepy though it may be, it does help prove the point that porn is a good, good thing...
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Posted 20 May 2006 - 07:51 AM

See, it's not all bad!
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Posted 20 May 2006 - 08:14 AM

Good to know that all my time spent cutting out pictures of gorgeous women from magazines has medicinal advantages. biggrin.gif And the kitties said I was just wasting my time.

IN YOUR FACE KITTIES!!! yell.gif
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Posted 20 May 2006 - 08:21 AM

*nods knowingly* It's not really news, now is it?

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Posted 20 May 2006 - 08:25 AM

In some situations it is good to have something to believe in. I think the problem could fall for when the value is lost in the interest or unlikely if it is taken too far than the person could handle.
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Posted 20 May 2006 - 08:34 AM

"NO! TOO MANY PICTURES OF BOOBIES! ARRRRRGH!"

I think its more the pictures themselves rather than the collecting them that keeps him going, somehow...
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Posted 21 May 2006 - 12:51 PM

Maybe if doctors started getting nekkid for people near death...

And hey just a sea of Japan away from China there are people cutting out pictures of beautiful women tied to cattle and being peed on by midgets to show to their children, so you can't very well fault this guy for being odd. I mean his name IS Huang (pronounced Wang)

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 01:21 PM

QUOTE (Chyld @ May 20 2006, 08:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"NO! TOO MANY PICTURES OF BOOBIES! ARRRRRGH!"

I think its more the pictures themselves rather than the collecting them that keeps him going, somehow...


I already know that the pictures themselves has a purpose (otherwise why collect them?), so he finds them interesting to look at, perhaps similar to how some people like to collect flowers for the environment to look at.

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 01:56 PM

Wait, hold on- the environment's looking at flowers now?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 02:08 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ May 21 2006, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wait, hold on- the environment's looking at flowers now?


I said perhaps similar to how some people like to decorate the environment (their space) with flowers to look at.

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Posted 21 May 2006 - 07:41 PM

a study a few years ago showed that looking at breasts reduces stress in males...

so girls, don't be offended if you catch us staring at your breasts, we're just trying to reduce stress and avoid the early grave that you were otherwise sending us to
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Posted 21 May 2006 - 11:51 PM

Yes goddamit, show some consideration, ladies. *drools all over the floor*

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Posted 22 May 2006 - 11:02 AM

Well to me I cannot see what difference it makes to look at other people's body shapes, only that I may get bored after a while.
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Posted 22 May 2006 - 12:47 PM

Yeah Dee, you know we talked about the whole sex thing? And how there's a bit more to sex than just baby-making? Work it out from there.

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Posted 22 May 2006 - 12:56 PM

Oh, pretending as if the person was married to the looker and associating that to the interests or experience that is perceived but not for the offspring.
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