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Anakin's No Chuck Norris Chuck Norris left fist is a Jedi, the right one a Sith

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 08:42 PM

Anakin is definately not in the same league as Chuck Norris, because if Chuck Norris fell into lava, the lava would get Chuck Norris-ed instead of Chuck Norris getting burned.....

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 09:10 PM

and if obiwan had been bruce lee, he wouldn't have had to chase gernral grevious...

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 09:14 PM

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 02:02 AM

Chuck Norris so bad that if he were on Death Star II, the shaft would fall down HIM.....

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 12:25 PM

At one point, the Death Star was almost named the Norris Star, but the Empire decided not to as it would be offensive to Chuck Norris due to it's subtle weaknesses.

Chuck Norris has no weaknesses.

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 12:59 PM

QUOTE (diligent_d @ May 8 2006, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

At one point, the Death Star was almost named the Norris Star, but the Empire decided not to as it would be offensive to Chuck Norris due to it's subtle weaknesses.

Chuck Norris has no weaknesses.

Two fine replies, DD, in keeping with the spirit of the tributes to the greatest man alive, and boy are we fortunate we're alive at the same time he is.

The Star Wars Galaxy is 'Far Far Away" because Chuck Norris is on Earth and its AFRAID of him....

Please feel free to enlighten yourselves:

Chuck Norris

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 09:02 PM

QUOTE

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

that is actually GOLD!!!

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 09:14 PM

QUOTE (barend @ May 8 2006, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

that is actually GOLD!!!

I think so, my current favorite which I paraphrased for my first Chuck Norris/Star War post is:

"If Chuck Norris falls into a pool of water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris-ed..."

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 09:57 PM

I presume you're a fan of the "Ultimate Showdown?"

The Ultimate Showdown of the Ultimate Destiny

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Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"

All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 10:25 PM

funny stuff.

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 12:57 AM

“The Norris is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.”

Fuck, I'm reaching now.

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 04:51 PM

Chuck norris doesnt go hunting, because that implies the possibility of failure. chuck norris goes killing.

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 06:21 PM

It wasn't Luke using "The Force" during the Battle of Yavin, Luke didn't launch his proton torpedoes, he merely said "Chuck Norris" and upon hearing this, the Death Star blew up.....

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Posted 10 May 2006 - 08:13 PM

It wasn't alderan being destroyed that caused the great diturbance in the force that Obiwan felt, it was chuck norris after the 'galaxy burger' on dantooine got his order wrong.