Suggested changes to the OT For the next Special Editions...
#63
Posted 21 May 2006 - 10:17 PM
"No, that's not true, that's IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Nooooooooooooooooo! Noooooooooo!"
"I don't even know what we're doing here, we're wasting our time!"
"But I want to go to the Tashi station to pick up some power converters!"
"You ask the impossible!" (sits down and pouts)
i beg to differ...
i'd put all his quotes down, but then it would just be the scripts for 2 and 3 with everyone elses dialogue removed...
luke gripped and moaned when shit wasn't going his way... that stuff up there is moaning, pouting, and annoyance.
anakin would actually whine about his own actions:
"what have a done"
"i shouldn't have done that"
"i killed them all"
"i don't like sand"
"but i need him"
"i hate you"
"where's padme"
"Noooooooooooooooooo"
"don't say that master"
"i should be a jedi master, this is an outrage"
"mom"
"oh mom"
"ohhh ohhh mom"
"obi wans holding me back"
"I should be more powerful"
"i should be the most powerfull jedi in the galaxy"
"we have to go back for her"
jesus even when he said "i submit myself to you" it was pretty whiney...
"nooooooooooooooo" was anakin BTW.
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#64
Posted 22 May 2006 - 12:59 AM
And Anikan's on those OT slipcovers. Thanks for helping preserve OT Vader.
#65
Posted 22 May 2006 - 01:24 AM
#66
Posted 22 May 2006 - 01:27 AM
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#67
Posted 22 May 2006 - 01:51 AM
okay, nostalgic? no.
luke says: "no." (admitedly with a contorted face that is a tad distracting)
anakin says "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" with a stupid stance rocking around like a gay frankenstein in a costume meant for 7 foot tall bodybuilder.
it's not me using a double standard, it's you using a half-standard.
(that should be in someone's signature)
i mean, you think it's sad that we supposedly put SW on a pedastool, that the PT can never reach, but it's you who tries to drag the OT down to justify your love of crap. i'm not some obsessed geek, who holds SW sacred for any weird reason... i saw a few films as a kid and they had things that no other story had at the time in film. It's scale was huge... unlike the yoda knows chewbacca telephone booth that is the star wars galaxy you've grown accustomed too...
SW was just this awsome little trilogy that every group and subcultural faction enjoyed... it brought jocks and nerds together, but like later Star treck series, all the EU and comics and PT and SE turned into to geekky bullshit...
and now no one will touch it outside the nerd realms...
and your angle perpetuates that...
thanks.
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#68
Posted 22 May 2006 - 07:12 AM
I'm totally biased on this, since I saw the OT when I was a kit, but I can relate to Luke, I understand is actions and would very much take the same decisions.
I cannot say that for Anakin, I don't understand his motivations nor his actions, or what his thinking. his either talking badly about ObiWan, either saying is like a father, either killing kids for his wife based on some vague promises, the next minute is almost killing her, in the next is asking about her, WTF??
At least the OT had some flow in the story, The PT is a mess of character development, as if the writter was more interested on what could be done with CGI than in the story, oh wait, he was!
#69
Posted 22 May 2006 - 08:27 AM
Anyway, could we maybe get back on topic now?
This post has been edited by Helena: 22 May 2006 - 08:27 AM
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
#70
Posted 22 May 2006 - 07:49 PM
but yes, let's...
after i quickly say this
and now that you're fully assembled?
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#71
Posted 22 May 2006 - 08:33 PM
and now that you're fully assembled?
#72
Posted 23 May 2006 - 03:16 AM
ANH
OBI-WAN: Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of horrible CGI and annoying slapstick. We must be cautious.
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ANH
LUKE: I don't understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.
OBI-WAN: The Force can have a strong influence on people with low midichlorian counts.
LUKE: Huh?
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ANH
DARTH VADER: I find your lack of midichlorians disturbing.
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ROTJ
LUKE: Why didn't you tell me? You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.
OBI-WAN: Your father... was a sociopathic asshat who for no reason at all turned to the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the whiny brat who was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.
LUKE: A certain point of view?
OBI-WAN: Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to...
[sits down]
OBI-WAN: depend greatly on the whims of George Lucas. Anakin was a, was a, hmmm... [trails off]
[Luke sits next to Obi-Wan]
OBI-WAN: When I first knew him, your father was just an annoying little kid. But I was amazed how high his midichlorian count was. I made a promise to my own Master, Qui-Gon Jinn...
LUKE: Who?! I thought Yoda was your...
OBI-WAN: Don't interrupt! Anyway I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda, uh I mean Qui-Gon. I was wrong.
This post has been edited by HK 47: 23 May 2006 - 03:34 AM
#73
Posted 23 May 2006 - 11:22 AM
OBI-WAN: The Force can have a strong influence on people with low midichlorian counts.
LUKE: Huh?
Lol HK47 =)
Actually you can insert "midichlorians" everywhere in the OT instead of the force.
My absolute favorite would be at the end of ANH just before Obi-Wan tells Luke to use the Force to make that difficult shot.
ANH:
Obi-Wan: "Use your midichlorians Luke. Luke trust me"
Or the Obi-Wan - Vader duel:
Vader: "Your midichlorians are weak old man"
#74
Posted 23 May 2006 - 12:49 PM
Luke: "........I don't believe it".
Yoda: "That is why you fail, ---to understand that nothing this is to lift a simple X-Wing. My exhaustion, an act, it is. Yoda able to throw senate pods and stop crushing wreckage while doing impossible black flips and deflecting Sith lightning bolts. Yoda commanded backstabbing clone armys standing on the edge of an open flying transport while in battle against both mighty winds and many explosions.
Lifting a X-wing 10 feet, -believe you should."
Luke: " ....What's a Sith?"
Yoda: " Shut up! Now pick me up and carry me home on your back. I'm pooped."