[barend]

alright, alright, you can't poo-poo this idea!!!

bury all the bodies in soil, and plant trees for greenpeace over them!


say you're building your own rain forest in a desperate attempt to save the reainforests of the world.

then if anyone suspects, they'll be immediatley accused of conspiring against the environment... so all the hipies will defend you.

mention you're a vegitarian and sign up with PETA and they'll KILL anyone who questions you

[Mirithorn]

... Although, I wouldn't worry too much. Ecological terrorists have never killed anyone. Ever.

But there might have been a few paper cut injuries from pamphlets handed out. :shifty eyes:

[Cobnat]

Cobnat: You have absolutely nothing to back any of your claims up and are using that phrase as a cop-out.

Well first there was the 1996 Illegal fund raising scandal.
Then Clinton didnt do anything during the Rwanda Genocide that killed more then half a million people YET he ordered Serbia to be bombed into the ground for Kosovo in which 30,000 civilians and soldiers were killed (includes Serbs and Albanians).
A side note to the last one, he bombed Serbia and Kosovo 3 times a day for 3 months resulting in thousands of Serbs, hundreds of Albanians and countless schools, churches, hospitals and other civilian buildings to be destroyed and often destroying trains filled with Serbian and Albanian refugees.
He also entered the war the exact same way Bush Junior did, to my suprise no one (or close to no one) spoke against this.
Now dispite the all the laws Clinton passed to make it easier for employers to fire thier employies, his war crimes were much greater.

I found this that compares Clintons and Bushs presidentcy. Its quite funny actualy.

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Albanian terrorists- good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted (now dead - oh well)- good...
Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

Also...

Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave no explanation and provided no data for this claim.

Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men. Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions, all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame).

Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out a way to avoid paying his own.

If you want sources I can get them.

This isnt a attack on Democrats, Ive already told you I hate them as much as Republicans, I can make a list of all the bad things Bush has done too, but my hands are getting tired.

(edit)

So slade and Otal, stfu.

(double edit)

I would also like to point out the Clinton bombed the hell out of Iraq in 1999 and 2000 killing civilians on a massive scale, he also used napalm in the attacks which is illegal and against geneva, WERE THE FUCK WERE THE PROSTESTORS WHEN HE DID THAT?

(triple edit)

alright, alright, you can't poo-poo this idea!!!

bury all the bodies in soil, and plant trees for greenpeace over them!
say you're building your own rain forest in a desperate attempt to save the reainforests of the world.

then if anyone suspects, they'll be immediatley accused of conspiring against the environment... so all the hipies will defend you.

mention you're a vegitarian and sign up with PETA and they'll KILL anyone who questions you

Fuck yes, your a genius, but now how do I bury 20,000 people into the ground on my own before they start to decompose?

This post has been edited by Cobnat: 09 May 2006 - 08:45 PM

[ion eon]

I hate the party system

[Cobnat]

I hate the party system

Yeah, but at least England still has a monarch, all we have in Australia is a bold impotant asshole...
and our head of state lives in another country.

This post has been edited by Cobnat: 09 May 2006 - 08:48 PM

[ion eon]

Ha! Australia

This post has been edited by ion eon: 09 May 2006 - 08:54 PM

[Cobnat]

It depends.

On what? England, America and Australia all have the two party system, Liberals and Conservatives, both should die, both piss me off.

[Otal Nimrodi]

Well first there was the 1996 Illegal fund raising scandal.
Then Clinton didnt do anything during the Rwanda Genocide that killed more then half a million people YET he ordered Serbia to be bombed into the ground for Kosovo in which 30,000 civilians and soldiers were killed (includes Serbs and Albanians).
A side note to the last one, he bombed Serbia and Kosovo 3 times a day for 3 months resulting in thousands of Serbs, hundreds of Albanians and countless schools, churches, hospitals and other civilian buildings to be destroyed and often destroying trains filled with Serbian and Albanian refugees.
He also entered the war the exact same way Bush Junior did, to my suprise no one (or close to no one) spoke against this.
Now dispite the all the laws Clinton passed to make it easier for employers to fire thier employies, his war crimes were much greater.

I found this that compares Clintons and Bushs presidentcy. Its quite funny actualy.

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Albanian terrorists- good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted (now dead - oh well)- good...
Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

Also...

Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are actually paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave no explanation and provided no data for this claim.

Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men. Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions, all worth several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn brought over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame).

Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that sound right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out a way to avoid paying his own.

If you want sources I can get them.

This isnt a attack on Democrats, Ive already told you I hate them as much as Republicans, I can make a list of all the bad things Bush has done too, but my hands are getting tired.

(edit)

So slade and Otal, stfu.

Bravo bravo, COBNAT. Pretty bold letters there, you figure that out yourself? Thing is, COBNAT, you succesfully proved, as so OFTEN happens in the Debate Club, a point other than the one you set out to prove.

If you need a reminder.

And then the UN will thank me for being such a "good" guy... holy shit, I just realised what Im going to be when Im older, Im going to be a dictator that disguises my riegn as a Democracy... I mean its not that hard... Bush, Clinton, Reagan and a few others did, why cant I?

See those bold words, THOSE are the ones you were attempting to prove. Note your post was not.

And then the UN will thank me for being such a "good" guy... holy shit, I just realised what Im going to be when Im older, Im going to be a total asshole... I mean its not that hard... Bush, Clinton, Reagan and a few others did, why cant I?

[Cobnat]

Bravo bravo, COBNAT. Pretty bold letters there, you figure that out yourself? Thing is, COBNAT, you succesfully proved, as so OFTEN happens in the Debate Club, a point other than the one you set out to prove.

If you need a reminder.
See those bold words, THOSE are the ones you were attempting to prove. Note your post was not.

Oh, Im insulted by idiots and suddenly Im the asshole? Fine then.

[Gobbler]

Don't worry chap, we already thought that you were an arsehole before that. Now could you please try to prove that point of yours, 'cause I'm still not sure whether I can agree or not.

[barend]

get the hippies to help with the buring... just tell them it's a new vegan fertilizer made from tofu and nuts called 'not people'

[Otal Nimrodi]

Oh, Im insulted by idiots and suddenly Im the asshole? Fine then.

No COBNAT, I did not call you an asshole. I was saying you were not trying to prove that Clinton was an asshole.

[Cobnat]

No COBNAT, I did not call you an asshole. I was saying you were not trying to prove that Clinton was an asshole.

But... wait... how does that work?

get the hippies to help with the buring... just tell them it's a new vegan fertilizer made from tofu and nuts called 'not people'

Well as long as its not made out of "animals", I dont think they mind what they eat.

[Otal Nimrodi]

But... wait... how does that work?

Look, proving someone is an asshole does NOT prove they're a dictator hiding behind a democracy. In fact, you haven't proved ANY of them are dictators.

[Cobnat]

Look, proving someone is an asshole does NOT prove they're a dictator hiding behind a democracy. In fact, you haven't proved ANY of them are dictators.

Oh I see. Well too be honest I was just trying to prove that Democrats are as stupid and evil as Republicans, so they can cut the crap, stop being so arrogant and stubborn.

Becouse everyone makes mistakes, its just that the Democrats always seem to justify thiers.